anyonmus
Westminster, United States
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
North Vancouver, Canada
Today, a dog attacked me. Its owner, instead of apologizing and helping me, said it was my own fault for making it think I was an attacker by running past them. We were on a jogging track. FML
Dammit
United States
Bad boy
Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML
Anonymous
Cujo 2: Electric Boogaloo
Today, I was mauled by my own dog. I own a Chihuahua. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while on my run, I was attacked by my neighbor's new dog. It apparently didn't like me running past their house and broke free from its chain. I now have stitches and was just told that I'm probably being taken to court for the emotional distress I caused her and the dog. FML
BIZZMAL
United States
Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML
woofwoof
Izmir, Turkey
Unattack dog
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
coloris
Today, I came home on crutches. My dog was immediately afraid of them, and came running towards me, growling and barking. She ran right into me, knocking me over. FML
Anonymous
Middleton, United States
Today, I was chased out of my own house by my wife's lover's dog. FML
Anonymous
Naughty boy
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Jog on
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
Top comments
HeartForMusic 23
Maybe it thought you needed to run a bit faster.
perdix 31
Perhaps the dog freaked out because of your bizarre behavior. It wants you to be back on the couch eating Cheetos as usual.
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Comments (60)
maryiah 21
Time for a new dog?
HKCgrimmjow 15
It's people like you that fill up the SPCA -__- how about you try training the dog?
ColCyclone 17
Quit resisting arrest!
maryiah 21
I've never taken a dog to a shelter, but the dog is apparently dangerous if he attacked her randomly, which is why I suggested she may want a new dog. Unless she likes being attacked. *shrugs*
moonsalt 20
Do people really just give up dogs because they got attacked by their own? The word "attacked" can be ambiguous. We don't have enough information from OP to just jump to conclusions like you did, 14.
maryiah 21
Well no attack is good so I'm not really jumping to conclusions.
Dilwann 27
Running away from a dog triggers their attack instinct, because you're behaving like a 'prey'. That's fairly standard dog behavior...
robotiick7 23
1- you don't just get a new one and throw away the other dog into the pound. You need to train them. With time and effort they will be very loyal
nightbirdblue 27
@19: I agree. I've met people that believe a dog trying to lick them is 'attacking' them. Attack varies from person to person in meaning.
Sir_ND_Pity 35
23 - You've never been attacked by an ice cream monster made of your favorite ice cream. It is heaven! :D unless, of course, you don't like ice cream or are lactose-intolerant, in which case it might not be so fun :(
emin3nce 6
Sometimes when I get cold, I roll myself up in my comforter and pretend I'm a burrito.
pbonham 22
What? I may have missed the memo where this FML had to do with pretending to be a burrito. Such a pointless and unnecessary comment and only there to gain likes because it is "random". Well I'm sorry to say your comment doesn't strike at my funny bone..
comedybreak 20
Sometimes, when I read comments like yours I cringe at the unoriginality
Incredidanny 5
I think it's original, but not really suited for this FML. I mean come on. Burritos and comforters? I would have never thought of that.
djxerxes9000 18
WTF is a comforter!?
mcaisse77 17
A comforter is like a large fluff filled blanket put on beds to keep warm
bjdog98 9
I think it's the point to be random, you guys
conholio33 28
Time to get some dog training??
RoseBlack123 37
That's strange, maybe there's something wrong with your dog and that's why it didn't recognize you?
HeartForMusic 23
Maybe it thought you needed to run a bit faster.
KyraJFoxx 14
lmao , ♥ this comment
HKCgrimmjow 15
There's a button for that, silly.
KyraJFoxx 14
yes I know #53 but I just started leaving comments yesterday and I guess I got a little too excited and carried away lol. leaving comments everywhere ! but yes... I should just make use of the button from now
im_joking 11
Run Forrest Run!!
TVKill3r 15
Time for a cat! =P
astralvagan 20
He gets practice chasing paperboys and mailmen.... How can you compete with that??
Axipiter 24
I wasn't much practice for the dog that got me on my mail route. The only practice it got was chewing it's food properly...
Silly_Lilly6969 23
Maybe you should've kept your dog inside?
j_cat187 20
Perhaps you should feed your dog.
UnluckyGenius 21
Theory; OP consumed too much bacon, and is sweating the grease out.