Anonymous
Cujo 2: Electric Boogaloo
Today, I was mauled by my own dog. I own a Chihuahua. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anyonmus
Westminster, United States
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Anonymous
Middleton, United States
Today, I was chased out of my own house by my wife's lover's dog. FML
Anonymous
North Vancouver, Canada
Today, a dog attacked me. Its owner, instead of apologizing and helping me, said it was my own fault for making it think I was an attacker by running past them. We were on a jogging track. FML
woofwoof
Izmir, Turkey
Unattack dog
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
ZAnon
Houston, United States
Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML
anonamous
United States
Today, I hugged my dog and kissed her on the side of the face. She responded by mauling me across my own face. FML
Username
Today, I got attacked by my own dog. I don't know what will be harder, telling everyone how my dog thought I was a robber or explaining to them why a 25 year old man owns a poodle. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML
Anonymous
Red Deer, Canada
Chill out, dude
Today, I saw a dog trying to attack a man. I have experience working with aggressive dogs, so I pulled the dog off him and got it under control. The man punched me in the face for not having my dog on a leash. It wasn't my dog. I don't even own a dog. FML
Brad
United States
Where did you guys come from?
Today, I woke up to find two pitbulls viciously tearing up my couch. I have never owned a dog and I live alone. FML
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jbuckets_404 39
If you don't continually act as pack leader, then another dog will take that "spot" from you ie, "survival of the fittest" per a pack's social order. The smaller the dog, the bigger the chip on its shoulder....
maikeru1979 23
those little suckers can be viscous. I've owned 2 over the last 12 and a half years. My newest is a 1 year old Chihuahua. Got her in Feb a month after losing my Min-Pin-Chihuahua cross after 12 years
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RichardPencil 32
Be glad you didn't have a Weiner dog. Ouch!
maikeru1979 23
those little suckers can be viscous. I've owned 2 over the last 12 and a half years. My newest is a 1 year old Chihuahua. Got her in Feb a month after losing my Min-Pin-Chihuahua cross after 12 years
RichardPencil 32
I think you mean vicious. Viscous means thick like molasses.
RJR 5
That breed are all demons from hell. You deserved it.
Zoey775 16
They are very loving dogs.
jbuckets_404 39
If you don't continually act as pack leader, then another dog will take that "spot" from you ie, "survival of the fittest" per a pack's social order. The smaller the dog, the bigger the chip on its shoulder....
wellthatsunfortunate 10
Time to train that dog! Cause of you don't do it now after you've been attacked, you deserve it even more! Every dog, also the small ones, needs to be trained!
TooTall0231 9
As soon as they bite you, when it's not playing, smack that ************ on the head and they'll think twice.
bosniangirl27 21
I love dogs but chihuahuas are mean
Kourtney Ryan 6
you’re the one that decided to have a chihuahua 😂