Anonymous
Southfield, United States
Today, my fully grown, 90-pound German Shepherd sniffed and wagged his tail as a guy mugged me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ZAnon
Houston, United States
Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML
woofwoof
Izmir, Turkey
Unattack dog
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
Hey buddy
Who's a good boy?
Today, my dog celebrated my coming home by slapping me in the junk repeatedly with his tail. FML
anonamous
United States
Today, I hugged my dog and kissed her on the side of the face. She responded by mauling me across my own face. FML
Kelsiiii
Cujo 2: Electric Boogaloo
Today, I pretended to be dead in front of my dog to see what he would do. He started to hump me, and when I tried to get up, he growled at me until I got back down on the ground to wait until he was finished. FML
-_-
United States
Today, I was walking in the park with my girlfriend, when out of nowhere, I was savaged and brutally humped into submission by a massive Great Dane. Not only did my girlfriend watch it all, but the dog's owner took the time to snap a few pictures with his phone. Neither bothered to help me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I started petting my cousin's Doberman. Now, whenever I stop he growls menacingly. FML
Anonymous
Cujo 2: Electric Boogaloo
Today, I was mauled by my own dog. I own a Chihuahua. FML
I Don't Exorcise
Shawnee, United States
Run for your life
Today, I realized I was getting a bit chubbier than usual. I decided to go for a little jog to stay in shape. Little did I know, my neighbors that just moved in brought along with them, a fully grown German Shepherd. Not tamed. My "jog" quickly turned into a "sprint for my life". FML
anyonmus
Westminster, United States
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
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irishpassion16 6
Sorry OP :/ my 100 pound Rottweiler would probably do the same, but lay down if it took too long, if that makes you feel better
annie_nk 23
Just because it's a German Shepherd doesn't mean it automatically knows to save you.
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Comments (133)
XxskyelovexX 13
Your dog seems friendly
fuzz97 23
No shit
Xeqqer 4
At least he's friendly. ;)
skittlesmeep 4
What a well socialize dog you have :)
marramrammar 2
K- how would he know how to attack? Did you not train him, to react to a signal, or a word command? If not it is all your bad!!!
junkman6 22
Read above dogs protect instinctively most the time... All the dogs I've had would have torn that guy apart, and the most training they ever got was tug of war.
sassy2085 16
Your dog is no inspector Rex lol :)
Yourheadache 19
Shut up penguin... Go to the other fml where you belong....
mrsmaglietta 6
my chiweenie would have kicked his ass
SwtCherryPie 26
YDI for relying on a dog for self protection. Carry a gun or at least get some pepper spray. Take your safety into your own hands instead of expecting an animal to do it for you.
thiscrazything 1
If you want the dog for protection, send it to school, otherwise it will just be a friendly companion. Sorry about the mugging, though, that bites!
floup_fml 13
what a cute doggy you have there..