Anonymous
Southfield, United States
Today, my fully grown, 90-pound German Shepherd sniffed and wagged his tail as a guy mugged me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ZAnon
Houston, United States
Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML
woofwoof
Izmir, Turkey
Unattack dog
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
Hey buddy
Who's a good boy?
Today, my dog celebrated my coming home by slapping me in the junk repeatedly with his tail. FML
anonamous
United States
Today, I hugged my dog and kissed her on the side of the face. She responded by mauling me across my own face. FML
Kelsiiii
Cujo 2: Electric Boogaloo
Today, I pretended to be dead in front of my dog to see what he would do. He started to hump me, and when I tried to get up, he growled at me until I got back down on the ground to wait until he was finished. FML
-_-
United States
Today, I was walking in the park with my girlfriend, when out of nowhere, I was savaged and brutally humped into submission by a massive Great Dane. Not only did my girlfriend watch it all, but the dog's owner took the time to snap a few pictures with his phone. Neither bothered to help me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I started petting my cousin's Doberman. Now, whenever I stop he growls menacingly. FML
Anonymous
Cujo 2: Electric Boogaloo
Today, I was mauled by my own dog. I own a Chihuahua. FML
I Don't Exorcise
Shawnee, United States
Run for your life
Today, I realized I was getting a bit chubbier than usual. I decided to go for a little jog to stay in shape. Little did I know, my neighbors that just moved in brought along with them, a fully grown German Shepherd. Not tamed. My "jog" quickly turned into a "sprint for my life". FML
anyonmus
Westminster, United States
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
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irishpassion16 6
Sorry OP :/ my 100 pound Rottweiler would probably do the same, but lay down if it took too long, if that makes you feel better
annie_nk 23
Just because it's a German Shepherd doesn't mean it automatically knows to save you.
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Comments (133)
Caitlyn36 8
I modded this! :)
klx125cross 9
OP I feel u! My 2 dogs r just the same!
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Did you have him clipped?
FML_Master2133 6
GIf anyone playfights with me in my family my dog likes to join in. He won't defend me, but will get in the way.
LICUSTOMCAR 0
my shepherd would have done the same
dwhitlock 6
That's what tasers and guns were made for.
onorexveritas 24
you're stupid for thinking its gonna attack anyone. dogs' training only go as far as their owners time into it
Sanch101 7
You have a nice, friendly dog. Look on the bright side it is unlikely you will get prosecuted for your dog attacking a random person.
aznbabeelicious 5
Lol that's something my 90 lb German shepherd would do. He looks very mean but is a baby at heart and is too nice.
AzWolf 5
Your dog needs to be trained.