Anonymous
Southfield, United States
Today, my fully grown, 90-pound German Shepherd sniffed and wagged his tail as a guy mugged me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ZAnon
Houston, United States
Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML
woofwoof
Izmir, Turkey
Unattack dog
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
Hey buddy
Who's a good boy?
Today, my dog celebrated my coming home by slapping me in the junk repeatedly with his tail. FML
anonamous
United States
Today, I hugged my dog and kissed her on the side of the face. She responded by mauling me across my own face. FML
Kelsiiii
Cujo 2: Electric Boogaloo
Today, I pretended to be dead in front of my dog to see what he would do. He started to hump me, and when I tried to get up, he growled at me until I got back down on the ground to wait until he was finished. FML
-_-
United States
Today, I was walking in the park with my girlfriend, when out of nowhere, I was savaged and brutally humped into submission by a massive Great Dane. Not only did my girlfriend watch it all, but the dog's owner took the time to snap a few pictures with his phone. Neither bothered to help me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I started petting my cousin's Doberman. Now, whenever I stop he growls menacingly. FML
Anonymous
Cujo 2: Electric Boogaloo
Today, I was mauled by my own dog. I own a Chihuahua. FML
I Don't Exorcise
Shawnee, United States
Run for your life
Today, I realized I was getting a bit chubbier than usual. I decided to go for a little jog to stay in shape. Little did I know, my neighbors that just moved in brought along with them, a fully grown German Shepherd. Not tamed. My "jog" quickly turned into a "sprint for my life". FML
anyonmus
Westminster, United States
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
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irishpassion16 6
Sorry OP :/ my 100 pound Rottweiler would probably do the same, but lay down if it took too long, if that makes you feel better
annie_nk 23
Just because it's a German Shepherd doesn't mean it automatically knows to save you.
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GUNN1313 3
I have a 120 pound hybrid and an 88 pound hybrid both of which would hide behind me to protect my wife. That is why when I go out into the world I don't rely on my dogs but the foresight that something could happen and that is why I brought my firearm to defend the ones I love.
pittyfinny 4
That's why I put the trust in my pit. Sweetest thing ever but guarenteed he'd help me out
AndriaLeeB 5
What's crazy to me is the fact that a mugger had the balls to attack someone with a 90 pound shepard, they're usually a deterrence, no??
xalba 9
My Shepard, is 130 and highly protective and jealous. She would of had his balls. :)
IPoopedOnU 12
I have a German Shepard too, but he is more like 120 pounds. (He's not overweight) and he doesn't know to help when there is danger.
Meowingtons500 18
Sounds like my dog!
chinagirl3343 8
Yeah most dogs will not protect you if they are not in their territory. A woman was killed while running where I live and she had a german shepard with her too. Don't rely on them. Have another form of protection on you.
bryan788 29
You might have been lucky with because if your dog would have ripped them a new one. They would have hired some douche bag of a lawyer to sue you for pain and suffering.
khildebrand2294 9
Maybe you should stop feeding your dog as much and start disciplining it like a real dog owner should and you won't run into this problem again!
blacktower 13
What a stupid mugger who mugs a guy with a dog that could out run you or hurt you lol
knick64 7
Well he obviously knew that it wouldn't hurt him not all criminals are total dumbasses most of them are douchbags though