Today, I was at work, when a co-worker began to shake a near empty box. Without thinking, I shouted "What if there was a baby in there? You just killed it!" I then remembered she recently suffered a miscarriage. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, we were gathered to be told some bad news. One of our colleagues would be taking indefinite leave because his wife had dropped their newborn baby. I accidentally laughed at the image. FML
Today, my annoying colleague gasped, wrapped her arms around herself, started sweating, and curled up in a ball crying, "No, no, no" in front of several customers. They accused me of "setting her off", when I blurted out, "Sorry, she gets panic attacks." All I did was say the word "abortion." FML
Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML
Today, I was selling personalised stockings at work. When handing a customer's order over to her, which had no name on, I joked, "Oooh this is a bit mysterious". She replied, "Actually, it's in memory of the baby I miscarried earlier this year." FML
Today, I started crying at work for absolutely no reason. My pregnant coworker walked up to me and said, "Pregnancy hormones, huh?" I never even told her I was pregnant. FML
Today, my husband rushed me to the hospital, and we were told that I'd had a miscarriage. Neither of us knew I was pregnant. FML
Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML
Today, I saw a pregnant woman fall off her moped. As I helped her back up, I asked if her baby was okay. I was then blindsided by her brick of a purse while she screeched, "I'm not pregnant!" FML
Today, at work, I asked a lady how she was doing. When she replied, I didn't understand her, and instead of asking her what she'd said, I just replied with, "Oh, that's good." What she'd said that I didn't understand was that her husband had just died. FML
Today, a week after my miscarriage, my little sister thought it appropriate to wrap her belt around her neck and scream, "Hey look, it's your baby!" FML
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natas_fml 13
great job! did you punch her in the stomach afterward too?
te_amo_ily 0
that's rude
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Comments (134)
OwNowBrownCow 0
FYL OP
Hellishness 6
lmao agreed
Chrisskiies 0
What a douche bag you are sir. Bravo.
DLBL 23
Right? Who the F says such a thing EVER?
xBangOut 4
That is so evil actually. Just imagining how she feels makes me sad
Melaniee_fml 0
that's terrible!
Shookitup 0
pshh rude. she's gonna cut you.
xcl0wdx 0
don't want to be off topic, but why is every girl on FML so beautiful?
arhanes 0
Wow... thinking before speaking is not really your strong suit then?
kiltsaresexy 4
40- It's because a good bit of them steal pictures of other, more attractive girls than themselves, off of the Internet. 'Tis the truth.
ImsoMikhail 0
lmao 6 totall win
Ashley121645 0
wow op u are a dick! way to go on being a dumbass think about what u say next time retard.
aussie827 0
by the looks of you're picture so are you. only to yourself
RyanG_21 0
why would you even say that in the first place? just cause she was shaking a box? weird
holysmokes420 0
you look like such a douche
acruzmn 0
cuz its not their pictures :3
Chrisskiies 0
Says the douche with no pic, and 420 in their sn. Damn potheads need to stop wasting peoples time. :D Go sneak a toke, rip a bong, light up an apple, roll some blunts. :)
Islander_fml 5
#40 (and #48)--the reason why the girls on FML look so beautiful is because they're 40-year-old men who know how to paste url codes. 'Tis the truth.
hales1919 3
26 you are very beautiful
FateBurns 6
67 exactly!!
guiltypleasure12 0
67 is sexy.
pleasenopuffin 0
dolt
b1acksharpi3mark 0
I'm a girl, and I just look creeper in my photo which is 100% me.
rallets 23
^^^ there is no god
tweetbaby14 18
what the hell OP! why would you even joke about that? what kind of freak jokes about dead babies?
gingernator 0
DYI you stupid anti abortion activist
afallingstar 22
fake pics?
HeroOfMi 0
OP really isn't a dick, I'm sure most people have done something like this. OP - FYL a little because you have to feel like an ass but mainly F the other person's life for the bad memories. I knew a person that lost her child..she was devastated.
wowthatshorrible_fml 0
agrees idk why he wouldve said that in the first place but accidents happen
Altoreto 0
y wud be there a baby in a box?
st0n333d 0
What should have happend as soon as the comment was replyed to... I would have denied ever mentioning a baby and said I was just quoteing JT's SNL skit Dick In A Box. :)
NomNomCookies 0
36, you can have my baby :).
swimmerstud 7
ahhhhhh good one 115! it made me remember tht skit!
AboveTheRest 6
I Agree with 67. WTF?
_princess61522_ 0
36 nice bon qui qui reference(:
youngrob 0
117, I refer you to eharmony try it out.
starile 20
There are actually tons of dead baby jokes. Ideally, one would get past it in middle school, but you still hear the occasional drunken college co-ed crack one out and think it's hilarious.
Lulu714 0
No kidding! Apparently thinking before speaking doesn't apply here.
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
u r a bitch
Foxy_On_Fire 21
there is a book onthe subject of dead baby jokes. not my taste seeing as I want to be a mom.
xoxolovemexoxo 0
not only tharbut that's soo wrong
mooshibear140 4
Nice one OP. YDI for not thinking before you acted...
boatsnhos 0
#101 I recall a certain family guy episode.... I believe the song was "prom night dumpster babies" haha hysterical
chuchurocket 4
I favorites this
jpest17 5
lmfao
ladiesman14 0
the 7th season of ER had an episode about this. gave me chills.
ygdrassil 17
Might I mention that babies are rarely kept in boxes?
nate33 0
Talk to her and apologize. Wow don't you love putting your foot in your mouth.
4pp13J4CK 0
That's why you think next time :P
lil_mama13 0
dude look at cha usa name, i think he's pissin himself rightnow
xApril 0
Yeah, you have problems if a baby being in a box is your first thought. o__o
intoxicuntt 0
u dick head. thtz so rude. apologize!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
mattlikesfunions 22
This
te_amo_ily 0
that's rude
Savannah_97 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I'm not les, but for a chick ur kinda pretty
fyl11122233 0
ur very pretty!
Kirlyfoo 9
I'd plow
HalfPsychotic 0
who does that?
iiAteCookies 0
Aparently OP does. :I
natas_fml 13
great job! did you punch her in the stomach afterward too?
Spluh 0
What's worse than 10 babies in 1 box? 1 baby in 10 boxes!
CheeseHater 23
Haha, laughed for about one (1) minute! That comment was hilarious!
ChrissyRawr 0
Haha 89 i laughed untill i stopped
mapleh 0
lol I know that joke:p but I say " what's funnier than five babies in one dumpster? one baby in 5 dumpsters"
tisana18 1
five babies in five dumpsters?
underyourbreath 8
How do you get 10 dead babies into a bowl? - A blender. How do you get them out? - Tortilla chips
rawr_forever 0
ding!
lulooo1999 0
that doesn't. even make sense 1 baby in 10 boxes
yumyumpower 16
Haha
SourD_fml 0
hahahah ohh shit
chappy5 0
it wasn't even that funny a joke in the first place
AndreaHaha 0
Your a buthole.
MetalmaidenDeth 0
"You're" and "butthole".
hales1919 3
33 made me laugh
curliegirlie85 0
I think it's funny how everbody corrects everybody elses spelling on here. I seriously doubt people are going to look at this and say "Oh, you spell butthole that way!" and next time spell it correctly. I say this as someone who hates misspelled words. it's just a waste of time.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
everybody* else's* say,* It's* >.<
MetalmaidenDeth 0
hahaha kid just got ass raped.
My2864 1
hahahah that killed me xD!!
5t3ff1k4h 47
Well, normally, I would say you're a jerk for even saying that, but it was clearly a joke. Also, what boxes have babies in there?!
Arsonnist 3
Interesting reaction. Bad timing.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
tell her the following joke to cheer her up: The young mother-to-be struggled with her labor pains. "PUSH!" Encouraged the doctor and the nurses. She struggled for 4 hours with the pains and the pushing, until finally the baby came out into the doctor's hands. He snipped the umbilical cord, cradled the baby in his hands, then slammed its head on the nearby table, swung it by its feet into the wall, and then punted it out the window! "SWEET MOTHER OF CHRIST, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BABY?!" yelled the new mother. The doctor replied, "Oh, I'm just ******* with you. It was already dead when it came out!"
5t3ff1k4h 47
Oh my god.
Freeze_fml 17
Weak.
IchbinSyn 0
lol
v_garcia3 0
^ because of u I will have nightmares!!!
Jimboom 12
Lame attempt at funny and you got the joke wrong... A mother goes to see her baby in the newborn section. She waits behind the glass as the nurse goes over to his cot. She picks up the baby and starts to carry it over and then she drops it, the mother goes wide eyed when the nurse picks up her baby and slaps it around to get the dirt off. She then tosses the baby to the mother while shouting "APRIL FOOLS, he was a Stillborn!!" Still OP, congrats on making that woman hate you for the rest of your life. I hope for your sake she never becomes your boss.
SarahMarie83 0
I take it that you weren't loved as a child?
transcedental 18
Yeah good old black humor : )
Primus_fml 0
I thought it was funny...
mapleh 0
haa 13 I can totally see that on family guy. like Bonnie has the baby. and that happens, lol. or just a classic family guy clip.
sk8trzero53 0
omg lol that's horrible yet interesting... :p