scratchy
Today, my "friend" put itching powder in my cast while I was sleeping. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ghhhhhhh
Dingus
Today, a side effect of my new medicine is uncontrollable itching. To “help”, my boyfriend gave me itching powder. When I got mad, he claimed he thought itching powder was used to combat itching. What? FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, as a joke, my friends plastic wrapped me to my bed while I was sleeping, I had an allergic reaction to the plastic and had to have the girl I like come cut me out and give me my meds. I sleep naked and was unable to put on clothes during this time. She saw me naked, swollen and with hives. FML
joe1234
United States
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to put a pretzel on my forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzel-shaped tan line in the middle of my head. FML
damngotkik
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to use an electric sander on my arm during our construction class. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML
brokenarm
Germany
Sigma grindset
Today, I went to the pharmacy and asked the very attractive pharmacist what to do about the terrible itching under my cast. She told me to "be a man and deal with it." FML
sprainedankle
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Riyadh, Saudi Arabia
The itch from hell
Today, I got a mosquito bite inside my cast. I slipped a ruler into it and started scratching to relieve the itch. Part of the ruler ended up snapping off inside. FML
Mervin22
Australia
Today, I broke my arm. When I got home from the doctors with my cast, I fell asleep on the couch from the medicine. When I woke up, there were swastikas, "I love the KKK", and multiple penises written all over my cast. My dad thought it would be funny. FML
b.fritz
Saint Louis, United States
Today, I'm sitting in the emergency room because my girlfriend thought it would be funny to superglue my penis to my thigh while I was sleeping. FML
ParkerRommel
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Shattered
Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
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AkeemKN 1
The only way to reclaim your honor is to kill them.
CabZ_fml 0
b_tch move, put some itching powder on his towel before he/she take a shower.
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Comments (90)
xGraycloud 4
at least you know she isn't really a friend, hence the quotations on friend.
maidenandwhat 0
rub some itchy powder on your friends toilet paper :)
SpanishFutbol201 0
hahahahahah
lashay_17 0
While he is sleeping put itching powder n his pants and socks lol
Madrias 36
I have the ultimate solution... Rub habanero peppers into said "friend's" clothing and such (wear gloves while doing so, these peppers are not to be taken lightly), then wait for the screaming to start. It makes Icy Hot look like water on the pain scale.
spottie 0
Because a cast doesn't itch enough to begin with? That was cruel. What a douche.
4ugu4 7
put itching powder in his bed, pillow, and all that.
sexycookies 0
casts itch enough by them selves i had casts on both oh my arms tht sucked
Autumn_Loves_Gir 5
OH MY GOSH I am so sorry. I have very sensitive skin, and when i had a broken arm the itching was so intense i had to get a new cast because as it turned out i was allergic to the fluffy stuff lining the inside of it. So i can imagine how horrible that was for you.
squirt_princess0_fml 4
I would cry if that happend to me...i hate when stuff itches :/