scratchy
Today, my "friend" put itching powder in my cast while I was sleeping. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ghhhhhhh
Dingus
Today, a side effect of my new medicine is uncontrollable itching. To “help”, my boyfriend gave me itching powder. When I got mad, he claimed he thought itching powder was used to combat itching. What? FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, as a joke, my friends plastic wrapped me to my bed while I was sleeping, I had an allergic reaction to the plastic and had to have the girl I like come cut me out and give me my meds. I sleep naked and was unable to put on clothes during this time. She saw me naked, swollen and with hives. FML
joe1234
United States
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to put a pretzel on my forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzel-shaped tan line in the middle of my head. FML
damngotkik
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to use an electric sander on my arm during our construction class. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML
brokenarm
Germany
Sigma grindset
Today, I went to the pharmacy and asked the very attractive pharmacist what to do about the terrible itching under my cast. She told me to "be a man and deal with it." FML
sprainedankle
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Riyadh, Saudi Arabia
The itch from hell
Today, I got a mosquito bite inside my cast. I slipped a ruler into it and started scratching to relieve the itch. Part of the ruler ended up snapping off inside. FML
Mervin22
Australia
Today, I broke my arm. When I got home from the doctors with my cast, I fell asleep on the couch from the medicine. When I woke up, there were swastikas, "I love the KKK", and multiple penises written all over my cast. My dad thought it would be funny. FML
b.fritz
Saint Louis, United States
Today, I'm sitting in the emergency room because my girlfriend thought it would be funny to superglue my penis to my thigh while I was sleeping. FML
ParkerRommel
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Shattered
Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
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AkeemKN 1
The only way to reclaim your honor is to kill them.
CabZ_fml 0
b_tch move, put some itching powder on his towel before he/she take a shower.
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mandypandypants 4
Put itching powder on his nuts.
Faleni 4
be a "friend" back and put the powder in his crotch
palltaru 0
haha that's is disturbing!
macskapingvin 0
To correctly convey your new distrust of the friendship's nature, those should be single quotation marks, and not double. lrn2punctuation kthxbai
lil65boii_fml 0
I had the same shitt happin. just cut it off is the best thing to do. an put a split on it till yu get another cast. an wash Yur skin. sorry Ik that sucks :/
buoe03 0
great burn!
Zebidee 9
Depending on what they used, that could cause genuine long-term problems. I imagine something like chopped up fibreglass would start to ulcerate if you couldn't wash it off. Your friend is a complete dick. Send them the bill for having the cast replaced.
Googoo27 12
beat you 'friend' over he head.
Troll1 0
beat ur "friend"'s penis
freefalling888 1
oh that totaly sucks i would get revenge and put iching powder in their underwear.
jennocide 0
As if it didn't itch enough to begin with...fyl definitely but at least revenge is sweet.
cheex87 0
lmao!