scratchy
Today, my "friend" put itching powder in my cast while I was sleeping. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ghhhhhhh
Dingus
Today, a side effect of my new medicine is uncontrollable itching. To “help”, my boyfriend gave me itching powder. When I got mad, he claimed he thought itching powder was used to combat itching. What? FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, as a joke, my friends plastic wrapped me to my bed while I was sleeping, I had an allergic reaction to the plastic and had to have the girl I like come cut me out and give me my meds. I sleep naked and was unable to put on clothes during this time. She saw me naked, swollen and with hives. FML
joe1234
United States
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to put a pretzel on my forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzel-shaped tan line in the middle of my head. FML
damngotkik
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to use an electric sander on my arm during our construction class. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML
brokenarm
Germany
Sigma grindset
Today, I went to the pharmacy and asked the very attractive pharmacist what to do about the terrible itching under my cast. She told me to "be a man and deal with it." FML
sprainedankle
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Riyadh, Saudi Arabia
The itch from hell
Today, I got a mosquito bite inside my cast. I slipped a ruler into it and started scratching to relieve the itch. Part of the ruler ended up snapping off inside. FML
Mervin22
Australia
Today, I broke my arm. When I got home from the doctors with my cast, I fell asleep on the couch from the medicine. When I woke up, there were swastikas, "I love the KKK", and multiple penises written all over my cast. My dad thought it would be funny. FML
b.fritz
Saint Louis, United States
Today, I'm sitting in the emergency room because my girlfriend thought it would be funny to superglue my penis to my thigh while I was sleeping. FML
ParkerRommel
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Shattered
Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
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AkeemKN 1
The only way to reclaim your honor is to kill them.
CabZ_fml 0
b_tch move, put some itching powder on his towel before he/she take a shower.
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slickrasta 1
Kick your friend in the balls hard, then tell him to hit the road!
dkxw 0
Ah this one rules and to get him back just butter the floor or release an animal he's deathly afraid of in his room snake maybe?
Persephone1001 3
Definitely get your cast replaced. In the meantime, I would use something like a knitting needle or ruler to scratch. Don't use anything sharp as this will damage the skin and make it worse. Also take an antihistamine, it will help with the itching (I got through packets of Piriton (chlorphenamine maleate) when I had a cast on recently). Get well soon!
melibear89 7
put itching powder all over their stuff.
Suchagoonnn 4
itching powder down his throat and up his ass and down his shaft for extra points
bigdawg11 0
Wait till hes asleep and use ur cast as a walnut cracker and hit him in the nuts or for a girl smash sum melons
theskaven 2
that's just wrong!!!
snafu63 0
I had no idea itching powder was a real product.
DreMasl 0
dude pute itch powder in his shower foset
GracefulGoddess 0
Your friend is just awful. Sucks for you, OP. :(