Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. I used to be her college professor and I’d given up my career of 22 years, my wife and kids, and my house in Boca Raton just for her. Nice to know this is the thanks I get. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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RichardPencil 32
I'm so sorry. I can't stop crying real tears for you. It's so unfair that you got dumped after sacrificing your first wife and kids for her. I can't believe that life would be so cruel to you. I am so depressed! How could a fine, upstanding gentleman like you deserve to be treated so shoddily! Oh, the humanity!
mike3775 39
What is it with people giving up their families to go with another, and expect people to sympathize with them. YDI
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mike3775 39
What is it with people giving up their families to go with another, and expect people to sympathize with them. YDI
vinvin2210 15
It happens.. There's nothing to do now.. make peace with your ex, live in a nice apartment and hopefully your kids will forgive you
RichardPencil 32
I'm so sorry. I can't stop crying real tears for you. It's so unfair that you got dumped after sacrificing your first wife and kids for her. I can't believe that life would be so cruel to you. I am so depressed! How could a fine, upstanding gentleman like you deserve to be treated so shoddily! Oh, the humanity!
Dumbum123 19
You, sir, are a damned fool. You gave up job security, a family and your home just to be with some ***** student? Who knew you were married but decided to wreck your families lives anyway. Who never loved you and treated you as disposable. Oh, yeah and you got a taste of your own medicine, bitch. Now you know how your wife felt.
Hangryko 32
That's what you get, groomer. She finally saw you for what you truly are. You failed.
D J's MOM 17
how in the mother flipping hell do you expect to get sympathy for being a complete dumbass jackass???? you have up a family, home and career for some hot young chick who's so young that she doesn't know what she wants and doesn't understand or maybe even care about life consequences. you may be educated, but you, my friend, are a moron.
ODBeefalo 10
you mean you torched your family and career to get your dick wet by a barely legal piece of ass... and then it imploded, and we should feel bad for You, not your family you blew off, you. Honestly I find your shittyness imploding to be hilarious and rejuvenate my love of karma.
Tisinlovewithme 2
the website won’t let me say what I truly want to say. trash.
FluffythePink 23
You, Sir, are a colossal twat.
tomcook14 7
what did you expect? You're an idiot.