Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I choked on my saliva during a medical interview. FML
Today, I was absolutely busting to poop, so badly that I began to sweat. This was while I was sitting a medical exam, and had to write in depth about the mechanical and chemical process of digestion. FML
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML
Today, out of nowhere, I started violently choking on my own saliva and shat myself in the process. FML
Today, I got the hiccups during an exam. I wasn't allowed to leave to get a drink of water, so I had to sit there and take my test while hiccuping violently. The teacher ended up sending me to the hall and ripping up my test for "distracting the other students". FML
Today, after having stayed up all night studying, all the coffee I'd drank to keep me awake hit my gut with a vengeance. I ended up missing two exams because I was emptying my bowels into the toilet all morning. FML
Today, I woke up with bowel problems which have been causing me to violently pass wind every couple of minutes. I have to spend the next two hours sitting an exam in dead silence. FML
Today, I was in an exam and was chewing the end of my pen, stuck on a question. My mouth filled up with ink. I wasn't allowed to leave, so I had to sit for another hour with a foul-tasting blue tongue and a half-working pen. FML
Today, I had to visit a new office building for a meeting. Halfway through the meeting, I got really nauseous and needed to throw up. I ran to find a bathroom, but got lost and ended up in a printing room. With no other option, I was forced to puke into a large envelope. FML
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Pleonasm 36
"Now, you tell me if this gets uncomfortable at all" "No it's okay, everything feels fi- GUURAHHHHHHWAEUUKELLELSQUELCH"
FrietvanPiet 16
Tends to happen if you take it too deep during oral
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Comments (53)
PandaSmile 24
Well hopefully you it a good enough job to get a good grade before blowing chunks
incoherentrmblr 22
Diarrhea of the mouth?
BFons 19
It's the ultimate weapon!
Pleonasm 36
"Now, you tell me if this gets uncomfortable at all" "No it's okay, everything feels fi- GUURAHHHHHHWAEUUKELLELSQUELCH"
A7X_all_the_way 21
I can imagine someone thats puking making that noise.. ._.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Pleonasm, you spelt that last word wrong.
Pleonasm 36
Dammit, I'm always just off on that one. That, and Eyjafjallajökull.
nnnope 26
very few comments on here have made me physically laugh. this is one of them.
eddeeezzyy 19
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
One does not simply randomly throw up during an oral exam.
Aspireworks 12
You usually have acceptable comments! Leave memes on pictures where they belong, not in your vocabulary.
brebabee793 13
because you were nervous or sick?
TourettesGuyFTW 26
No, it's a hobby.
SillyGirl4602 23
Does it even matter?
SJParker 13
12- you win the internet
FML4ever323 3
Of course. One can't just simply throw up for no apparent reason. Just ask NASA lol
TourettesGuyFTW 26
That's nice, 41, now I have two.
FrietvanPiet 16
Tends to happen if you take it too deep during oral
zandalee 20
Total eclipse of the mouth...
Vidrill 22
I think that whether you passed or not, depends on whether you threw up in the interviewer's direction or not.... I hope for the latter.
oj101 33
I hope you're in medical school or health class. That way, you can claim extra points for an ultra-realistic demonstration. Or if you're in Art class, simply call it "abstract" to get an easy A+
ImAFaker 29
If you're doing writing or math you're screwed.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Perhaps if it were an English exam OP could claim that the vomit is symbolic of something... Lol.
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
36- *OP vomits everywhere* " The puke was symbolic of the demons that have left me, and how I am finally free from burden."
blackonblight 33
If you really want to be clever about it and you are in any of the arts just claim it was Dada and you have a good 50% shot of getting away with it.
EternalTime 7
You're living on a prayer
tygerarmy 35
I hope you were arguing against something; because throwing up is the strongest argument against it. Now if your oral exam had you pro something; you failed, I really believe in *barf*