Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, my husband decided it was time to tell me he had a 3 year old son. We have been married for 5 years. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML
Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML
Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decided that if we both act like I'm not pregnant, "the baby will get the hint and go away". FML
Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
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lolzRaptor 1
I'm sure karma will catch up and take a meaty chunk out of his ass.
Camy123_fml 0
Omg that is horrible!
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Comments (164)
memillia 0
YDI for not being responsible. F his life for being a twit.
Chromeroze 0
My heart goes out to you. Rest assured karma will catch up with him. To all of you who think she deserves this for sex out of wedlock: you should be ashamed. You don't know the intricacies of the situation; who are you to judge her? We all make mistakes. If your reasons for believing abstinence is the "right" path are religious then maybe you should stop being hypocritical, take a look at the rest of your doctrine, and extend some sympathy to her. You obviously have no clue what it is like to be pregnant because if you did you wouldn't be acting like a bunch of ignorant assholes. Also, just because a couple is married doesn't mean one of them can't just take off if they think the grass is greener. Marriage isn't some miracle institution that ensures people will love each other forever and ever. Rushing into marriage because you want to have sex with someone is just as irresponsible as having unprotected sex. Judging from some your comments that's exactly what you're suggesting. Aren't you against divorce too?
baked_potato 0
Shut up #10. If you ever get in a situation like this, I hope someone has a little more symathy for you than you have her. And I understand. But he's an idoit and the baby needs you. So forget him. This only means there is someone else out there better for you.
kisseshugsdrugs 5
i agree, maybe take some cues from other FMLs and hit him with a frying pan haha
vh1983 0
I can't believe how many people on here are being so judgmental. Are you all really telling us that you intend to marry someone without ever sleeping with them first? I think it's really foolish to marry someone without making sure you're sexually compatible first. Sex is not the most important thing in a marriage but it is definitely a big part. Not only that, it's a good idea to be with someone for several years before you marry them to make sure you're really compatible. Being in a serious, long-term relationship without ever having sex is almost impossible for anyone with a healthy sex drive. Birth control is not 100% effective. I know several couples who got pregnant while they were engaged. It's usually not that big of a deal if you're already committed to someone and are already planning the wedding. Sure the OP and her fiance could have become engaged only because of the pregnancy, but you have no way of knowing if that's the case. Good luck with assuming your life will always go according to plan, that's not how it works for 99% of us.
Rhaegar 0
Really? That's odd that you think it's impossible, given that everyone in my immediate and extended family are very open about the fact they were virgins before marriage. Please don't say it's impossible -- it's not. Please don't say it's unwise -- it's not.
romaunts 0
They said 'almost impossible', and, sure, your family wouldn't POSSIBLY lie to you, to try to encourage you to stay a virgin until marriage...? Yeah, it can happen, but any expert will tell you it isn't a good idea. Sex is healthy, it helps you get closer, relaxes you, helps you get to know the other- how do you know, before then, if your partner is selfish in bed, or giving? You might end up with someone who is totally self-absorbed sexually, and be miserable. Or someone who is secretly gay, and that's why they're willing to wait. It happens. I'm sure it can work out, but that isn't the way it typically works. Sex is a big part of bonding and relationships, and it's a natural, healthy, amazing thing.
baked_potato 0
#57 Have you ever perhaps considered you're just a racist prick? #66 I am so sure that she knew when she said yes to marrying him that she knew he was an idoit, but thank you for your input
baked_potato 0
#57. really. You're ignorant.
BunnyDrastic 0
Daaaaaaaamn
scateice 0
Chop off his penis.......not good enough. Chop off his penis then choke him with it. Chop off his penis, choke, him with it, then make him eat it.
tmanapoo 0
Abortion!!!
pandasingermany 0
Abortions are wrong!!!!!!!! but ur mom should have had one, jk, but seriosly, why should she?