Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
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Today, my husband decided it was time to tell me he had a 3 year old son. We have been married for 5 years. FML
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Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML
Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML
Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decided that if we both act like I'm not pregnant, "the baby will get the hint and go away". FML
Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
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lolzRaptor 1
I'm sure karma will catch up and take a meaty chunk out of his ass.
Camy123_fml 0
Omg that is horrible!
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Comments (164)
Destroy_Me 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm sorry. That's terrible.
bored690 0
WHAT A LOSER. Put the foot down and tell him he'll never see his kid and take 3/4 of EVERYTHING.
fourzerofour 0
Sorry to say, but if you didn't wait until marriage to have a child, you get a YDI from me. I also hate kids though... sorry... I'm an ass I guess.
roskojazzbuttons 0
@ tiancai--youre ****** retarded. Who the **** cares what morals the people on this website uphold. Times have changed and maybe not for the better but stop being a ****** prick and dont try and preach to people from a comment to a post on FML. **** you, you ****** ****.
iloveTheMiz 0
First! :D
bluerainbow 0
You could put the kid up for adoption if you don't want it - if you do, at least make sure he pays child support. I can see both sides of this one - on one hand, FYL, because that does suck for you. On the other, YDI for getting pregnant - pregs are unattractive and uninteresting, perhaps he'd just had enough.
kimono_fml 17
Because she totally conceived on her own. The stupidity in your comment is astounding
Hiawassee 9
Um . Pregnancy is not always planned . People get pregnant a lot WITH using protection and birth control and all, so how could she deserve that anyhow ?
meanmachine511 0
what a jerk
cookiemonsterxox_fml 0
@140 too late for abortion @142 ur fckin stupid theyvwere getting married? Myane they were planning so dont judge.
alissa_roar 6
I'm very sorry :(
fmlmaster241 0
awwe! that's awful!! I feel sooo bad for u!!!! it will eventually work out! :)