Today, my fiancé ended our engagement, saying he wanted to have "one last quickie" for the road. He saw nothing wrong with that. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my relationship of over a decade ended very badly and suddenly. He asked for one last favor and I agreed… before realizing it meant I had to go to the church where we'd always planned to marry. Thanks for the final stake to the heart. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after I drove two hours to his house, because he wanted to do it face to face. Then told me that if I wanted, we could have sex one last time, but I would have to leave right after, otherwise it would be weird. FML
Today, my fiancé of two years told me he was bored of me and he'd just prolonged the engagement to see if anyone more interesting would come along in the mean time. He was upset because no one did. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML
Today, my fiancé called off our engagement because I told him, "I've had fun, now I want to settle down in life." According to him, our marriage should be our fun. I have no idea what he's talking about. Yeah, mortgages and babies are such fun. Idiot. FML
Today, my fiance's divorce was finalized and we went out to dinner to celebrate. I stepped away to use the bathroom, then came back to a note on the table saying, "I'm going to enjoy single life, thanks!" He left me with the bill. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML
Today, my fiancé seriously used the war in Israel/Palestine to call off our engagement. We had different opinions, so he asked for the ring back and stormed out of our apartment. Turns out, he used this as a ticket out because he was seeing someone else and didn’t “wanna hurt my feelings” by confessing. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, as he'd realised that life is really short, and he's got to enjoy with his friends. FML
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Top comments
Mirorbo 27
I'll never understand why men expect sex after dumping their girlfriend. Isn't the breakup painful enough without letting it be obvious you only loved her for the sex?
UpsidedownKayak 9
It is better to find out before you get married than after. That sucks for you, OP, but you are better off this way.
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Comments (68)
HomeAl0ne 20
Take him up on it. Arrange that threesome he's always talked about. Make sure the other girl has herpes but don't tell him. When he gets back to you later complaining about the intense pain and itching, just say "it's for the road".
rapbaby11 0
i guess he really liked u
tans_fml 0
either he's a jerk you shouldn't have married so this is to your benefit, or he said it because you have set a standard where treatment like this is acceptable, in which case you know better next time, also to your benefit. this is win-win not FML.
kells_bells_1 0
Omg! I'm so sorry! did he want to have 1 last quicky with u after breaking up or did he want 1 last 1 with another girl? b4 getting married?
underdose 9
for the sake of all women i really hope you punched him in the face
Rjwiuff 0
Cant see the problem ... for the rest of your life he is yours ....
kristah7 0
At least it happened before you married him!
XiaoWu 4
Well, good riddance for that a-hole!
withered 30
Be happy this happened now and not after marriage.