Today, my fiancé ended our engagement, saying he wanted to have "one last quickie" for the road. He saw nothing wrong with that. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my relationship of over a decade ended very badly and suddenly. He asked for one last favor and I agreed… before realizing it meant I had to go to the church where we'd always planned to marry. Thanks for the final stake to the heart. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after I drove two hours to his house, because he wanted to do it face to face. Then told me that if I wanted, we could have sex one last time, but I would have to leave right after, otherwise it would be weird. FML
Today, my fiancé of two years told me he was bored of me and he'd just prolonged the engagement to see if anyone more interesting would come along in the mean time. He was upset because no one did. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML
Today, my fiancé called off our engagement because I told him, "I've had fun, now I want to settle down in life." According to him, our marriage should be our fun. I have no idea what he's talking about. Yeah, mortgages and babies are such fun. Idiot. FML
Today, my fiance's divorce was finalized and we went out to dinner to celebrate. I stepped away to use the bathroom, then came back to a note on the table saying, "I'm going to enjoy single life, thanks!" He left me with the bill. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML
Today, my fiancé seriously used the war in Israel/Palestine to call off our engagement. We had different opinions, so he asked for the ring back and stormed out of our apartment. Turns out, he used this as a ticket out because he was seeing someone else and didn’t “wanna hurt my feelings” by confessing. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, as he'd realised that life is really short, and he's got to enjoy with his friends. FML
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Top comments
Mirorbo 27
I'll never understand why men expect sex after dumping their girlfriend. Isn't the breakup painful enough without letting it be obvious you only loved her for the sex?
UpsidedownKayak 9
It is better to find out before you get married than after. That sucks for you, OP, but you are better off this way.
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Comments (68)
WickedPixie 0
That sucks. I don't blame him for wanting one last one, though. Severence pops are important. He should have just worded it better. Sorry about your woes.
SeedlessMe 13
Yeah, really though! Thank you Wicked Pixie! For a minute there, I thought I was the only one thinking all these girls are a bit uptight! Jeez, sex can be fun. & if you're breaking up, it may be awhile before you find someone else! Hahaha & I'm normally the lame one who thinks too much, shit! ;-)
Ani28 10
"Severence pops" - awesome wording.
elephantecotton 0
say yes let him take it out then bite it till it bleeds. he deserves it 4 being an a** wipe.
boopityboppity 11
I don't think there was any confusion regarding which set of jewels.
hey_kid94 9
well at least he told you
arianylas 3
Who are you not to think of the woman you're dating, and consider her feelings?! What would make her happy, you cheating? DON'T THINK SO ASSHOLE.
leprachaun405 0
wow....HES MY HERO:D!!!!!!!! jk I'm sorry that's really stupid:/
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
oh great! I just destroyed my grandmothers Fabergé eggs. thanks for not making it clearer what family jewels to kick. asshole
juliahockey 0
haha. I love your comments :)
TheVariableX 0
lol eggs. Breakup sex!
perdix 31
He wants to go out with a bang and not a whimper. Can you blame a guy for trying?