Today, my fiancé ended our engagement, saying he wanted to have "one last quickie" for the road. He saw nothing wrong with that. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my relationship of over a decade ended very badly and suddenly. He asked for one last favor and I agreed… before realizing it meant I had to go to the church where we'd always planned to marry. Thanks for the final stake to the heart. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after I drove two hours to his house, because he wanted to do it face to face. Then told me that if I wanted, we could have sex one last time, but I would have to leave right after, otherwise it would be weird. FML
Today, my fiancé of two years told me he was bored of me and he'd just prolonged the engagement to see if anyone more interesting would come along in the mean time. He was upset because no one did. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML
Today, my fiancé called off our engagement because I told him, "I've had fun, now I want to settle down in life." According to him, our marriage should be our fun. I have no idea what he's talking about. Yeah, mortgages and babies are such fun. Idiot. FML
Today, my fiance's divorce was finalized and we went out to dinner to celebrate. I stepped away to use the bathroom, then came back to a note on the table saying, "I'm going to enjoy single life, thanks!" He left me with the bill. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML
Today, my fiancé seriously used the war in Israel/Palestine to call off our engagement. We had different opinions, so he asked for the ring back and stormed out of our apartment. Turns out, he used this as a ticket out because he was seeing someone else and didn’t “wanna hurt my feelings” by confessing. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, as he'd realised that life is really short, and he's got to enjoy with his friends. FML
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Top comments
Mirorbo 27
I'll never understand why men expect sex after dumping their girlfriend. Isn't the breakup painful enough without letting it be obvious you only loved her for the sex?
UpsidedownKayak 9
It is better to find out before you get married than after. That sucks for you, OP, but you are better off this way.
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Comments (68)
ollallie 0
y'all are dicks
5t3ff1k4h 47
Not with a blanket statement user name such as "everyone loves boners", you won't.
Stupidpeopleanno 5
#41, Just about everyone loves boners! Gay guys love boners and straight couples love boners. I'm not sure if lesbians like boners though... And people who don't like sex might not like boners.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Lesbians do not like boners; they are attracted to women who do not have the means to achieve one. Asexuals do not like boners either. Those exceptions mean your "just about everyone" statement is false. The fact of the matter is, not everyone likes boners. :)
ZeeBest86 6
lesbians use ******; which is the hot-pink-bedazzled form of a boner...this would mean they love the form a boner achieves...
MrBond007_fml 6
I only love my boner, do I still count?
5t3ff1k4h 47
Zee - It's not a boner, then. It's not a penis engorged with blood. It's a rod of plastic. Boners - Since I have a boyfriend and you're a moron, there would be no reason for me to want you. Nice try, though. I don't comment on every one of your comments; just the moronic ones. Note: I was commenting in a joking sense this time. Did you not see that?
5t3ff1k4h 47
43 - refer to comment 44, and next time try to be a little more creative with your comment. Oh, and I beat you to it. So, thanks anyways.
jroc100 5
what does op stand for? I kno what it is just not what it stands for
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Original Poster
j_cat187 20
cut it of and shuve it
Xx_Nikky_xX 4
^win
Shinygirlnz 1
Time to jump ship. Get out of this 'engagement/relationship' before it's too late.
SeedlessMe 13
Um, yeah I think that was already achieved by him 'breaking it off', no?
JanisEvans 10
He has a point. Breakup sex is awesome.
FairyTales_fml 6
hey, maybe the guy really has family jewels... it's not common but there are still families that have. single ladies get on that lol