Today, my fiance's divorce was finalized and we went out to dinner to celebrate. I stepped away to use the bathroom, then came back to a note on the table saying, "I'm going to enjoy single life, thanks!" He left me with the bill. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. After dessert, he went to the bathroom so I quickly called the waiter over and paid the bill, thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returned, he broke up with me for "emasculating" him. FML
Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, I thought I'd finally make a step towards getting over my ex-fiancé by flirting with a cute waiter. I left him a note on the bill. He comes back, says "which one of you is [name]?" and leans down close to me to say, "Thanks for your note, but your card was declined." FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for for his birthday in a couple of days. He replied "to be single" and walked out of the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
Today, I woke up without my fiancé in bed next to me, but I assumed he'd gone to work early. I went on Facebook to find that he had posted a break-up post to himself from my account and set my status to single. I then found a note with "Sorry" written on it stuck to the kitchen counter. FML
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Top comments
JaneSimple 28
He was engaged before he got divorced....?
RichardPencil 32
So, you call him your "fiancé," but he calls you his "finance." French is such a hard language!
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Comments (8)
JaneSimple 28
He was engaged before he got divorced....?
poopface82 25
My ex wife was engaged a month before her divorce with me went final. I mean, I know I deserved her cheating and leaving me, and I know I deserve her being happy right in my face while I’m struggling and miserable, but still, it sucks.
RichardPencil 32
So, you call him your "fiancé," but he calls you his "finance." French is such a hard language!
Thaylok 17
If he will cheat WITH you, he will cheat ON you. He already has another side piece.
poopface82 25
Tell him he can enjoy it forever and you’re done.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Wait, he was your fiancé BEFORE he was divorced? And you knew this? That should have been a major red flag from the beginning.
1known 34
He’s a double jerk.