Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, one week after moving into my new apartment in a new city to get away from my stalker ex, I met my new neighbour. Yep, stalker ex. FML
Today, I learned that my apartment building has two new tenants: my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé, the guy she cheated on me with. FML
Today, my boyfriend's ex moved into the apartment beneath us. She's already called the cops on us for a noise complaint twice. We were sleeping. It's going to be a long year. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in a long distance relationship with his ex. Not only do we live on the same island, he's also my neighbor and my co-worker. FML
Today, I signed the lease on my first apartment alone with my boyfriend. We've lived here a month before we got to sign. Today is also the day my neighbors decided to show how they're night owls: all I hear is banging on the walls and them loudly talking and yelling. This will be a long year. FML
Today, I helped move my current boyfriend into his new dorm room. This would've been fine if I didn't have to do this while avoiding eye contact with my ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be my boyfriend's new roommate. FML
Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML
Today, I moved into a new apartment. While moving boxes, I ran into my supervisor from work. Guess who lives across the hall. FML
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fadingaway 17
*Against. File three separate restraining orders against.
yay_knee 3
Well, 1) move, 2) have your bf protect you, or 3) have a competition and pick the winner. You should move though, your ex probably lived there before you, unless he moved there when he found out you were going to live there. Then you should definetly move.
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Comments (118)
lordarion 7
OP will either have to move or the restraining orders become null and void. And as previously posted he may be able to press charges against you for encroaching on him within the designated restraining distance. You really should have known better.
pimplayer 0
that does suck, but considering he was already living there I think you need to find a new apartment or you could be violating the restraining order
noelykins1 19
why are you fighting over FML everyone has their opinion so why fight over it?
Puppyface171 0
Completely your fault since he was there first.
guppy40000 0
well you are gonna have a fun triangle of disaster in your. Never a dull day though
goldenone 2
thinking your grammar is perfection and you're better than us for using it is stupidity in itself. you're a cold hearted bitch ya know? im sure you don't go through each day with perfect grammar so does that make you an idiot too?
zelinskas1994 0
i think he means how she is trying to take control of how people should be typing on the internet
SCrazy_fml 0
Try asking about neighbours next time...
mogli813 0
Wow!!! Now that is some irony for you.
christyxoxo 8
i smell a sitcom, op ;D