Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, one week after moving into my new apartment in a new city to get away from my stalker ex, I met my new neighbour. Yep, stalker ex. FML
Today, I learned that my apartment building has two new tenants: my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé, the guy she cheated on me with. FML
Today, my boyfriend's ex moved into the apartment beneath us. She's already called the cops on us for a noise complaint twice. We were sleeping. It's going to be a long year. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in a long distance relationship with his ex. Not only do we live on the same island, he's also my neighbor and my co-worker. FML
Today, I signed the lease on my first apartment alone with my boyfriend. We've lived here a month before we got to sign. Today is also the day my neighbors decided to show how they're night owls: all I hear is banging on the walls and them loudly talking and yelling. This will be a long year. FML
Today, I helped move my current boyfriend into his new dorm room. This would've been fine if I didn't have to do this while avoiding eye contact with my ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be my boyfriend's new roommate. FML
Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML
Today, I moved into a new apartment. While moving boxes, I ran into my supervisor from work. Guess who lives across the hall. FML
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fadingaway 17
*Against. File three separate restraining orders against.
yay_knee 3
Well, 1) move, 2) have your bf protect you, or 3) have a competition and pick the winner. You should move though, your ex probably lived there before you, unless he moved there when he found out you were going to live there. Then you should definetly move.
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Comments (118)
sallen0046 4
If you've had him served with three sets of papers for restraining orders, it's absolutely you're own fault for moving into his building. Now not only do you have to move, but he can challenge any order you currently have against him, and any you make in the future because of it, as well as possibly have YOU jailed for causing a forced violation of the restraining order. People with restraining orders against them are required to have their address on file, and report a new address if they move. It's absolutely your own fault for not knowing where he lived in the first place.
alyssa1695 4
that sucks what did he do?
dmandan 4
You are so berry pretty Alyssa !
dmandan 4
I meant very
kaygee731 0
That's Stupid. It's Called A Restraining Order For A Reason.
nae_nae7890 0
you gotta get outta there. if he was there first he can't be arrested if he does something crazy because you set yourself up.
Casandy 0
You seriously have problems.. Possibly OCD. Nevertheless only a girl with no life would notice shit like that. Get over it!! I'm so tired of people like you just shut the **** up you "proper" bitch. How about you be a doll and check my grammer, yes?
eighthchord 0
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figmo 0
and will we make it to the wedding now that the new guy gets to deal with her old shag? maybe OP will be giving us an updated post in a few months. yay. also, it seems OP thinks she's hot, like three-restraining-order hot.
Lisa89 3
FYL, you'll have to move out.
XoX_CUPCAKES_XoX 0
yea tht would
birdy021310 0
holly crap. I hope you moved.