Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, one week after moving into my new apartment in a new city to get away from my stalker ex, I met my new neighbour. Yep, stalker ex. FML
Today, I learned that my apartment building has two new tenants: my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé, the guy she cheated on me with. FML
Today, my boyfriend's ex moved into the apartment beneath us. She's already called the cops on us for a noise complaint twice. We were sleeping. It's going to be a long year. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in a long distance relationship with his ex. Not only do we live on the same island, he's also my neighbor and my co-worker. FML
Today, I signed the lease on my first apartment alone with my boyfriend. We've lived here a month before we got to sign. Today is also the day my neighbors decided to show how they're night owls: all I hear is banging on the walls and them loudly talking and yelling. This will be a long year. FML
Today, I helped move my current boyfriend into his new dorm room. This would've been fine if I didn't have to do this while avoiding eye contact with my ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be my boyfriend's new roommate. FML
Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML
Today, I moved into a new apartment. While moving boxes, I ran into my supervisor from work. Guess who lives across the hall. FML
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fadingaway 17
*Against. File three separate restraining orders against.
yay_knee 3
Well, 1) move, 2) have your bf protect you, or 3) have a competition and pick the winner. You should move though, your ex probably lived there before you, unless he moved there when he found out you were going to live there. Then you should definetly move.
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Comments (118)
dezinspaaace 0
why did you move into an apartment with your ex boyfriend living next door?! unless he moved in right next to you but i doubt that if you put a restraining order. i have to go with YDI on this one OP.
MrCanoe 5
Yeah your screwed, you have to move. Your ex-boyfriend now can Challenge the restraining orders against him and claim your harassing him by moving in next door. I would think that you would be made aware where he lives so that you can stay away from that area and avoid accidentally running into him
mommyhearts2boys 0
no she can't if she didn't know were he lived she wont get into trouble
No_LoveMM 3
59- Facism is trying to force your ideas and values onto others. But I doubt by just searching google you would know that.
ohSNAPyall 27
Communication was made! Don't be rude. PS -- "Internet" is a proper name, which means it starts with a capital letter. PPS -- Everyone has "opinions." You add an "s" on the end when there are more than one.
MEM0817 18
17- with all due respect, you're a ******* idiot.
No_LoveMM 3
Facism is forcing your own idea, values, and beliefs onto others. But I doubt that by just searching google you would know that.
eighthchord 0
Fascism. Christ almighty.
Chubby_Cha5er 0
Exactly OP moved their after he already lived there if anyone has to move it's the OP she can't just show up and expect him to stop his life and move because OP decided to move in across from him .....
Chubby_Cha5er 0
Right on man !!!!!! Treat others as you would like to be treated ! People come on this app and website to laugh and relax, no one comes on here to write a essay. And who goes around checking everyones comments to see if they are grammatically correct ?!? why should we be worried that someone is going to call us out on not capitalizing or putting commas and periods where they go? it's ridiculous how some people just have nothing better to do than to try and make someone feel shitty about something so meaningless in this place ?!?
Aerious 0
Guys, 7 has CLEARLY gone to Hardvard. ;)