Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, one week after moving into my new apartment in a new city to get away from my stalker ex, I met my new neighbour. Yep, stalker ex. FML
Today, I learned that my apartment building has two new tenants: my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé, the guy she cheated on me with. FML
Today, my boyfriend's ex moved into the apartment beneath us. She's already called the cops on us for a noise complaint twice. We were sleeping. It's going to be a long year. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in a long distance relationship with his ex. Not only do we live on the same island, he's also my neighbor and my co-worker. FML
Today, I signed the lease on my first apartment alone with my boyfriend. We've lived here a month before we got to sign. Today is also the day my neighbors decided to show how they're night owls: all I hear is banging on the walls and them loudly talking and yelling. This will be a long year. FML
Today, I helped move my current boyfriend into his new dorm room. This would've been fine if I didn't have to do this while avoiding eye contact with my ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be my boyfriend's new roommate. FML
Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML
Today, I moved into a new apartment. While moving boxes, I ran into my supervisor from work. Guess who lives across the hall. FML
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fadingaway 17
*Against. File three separate restraining orders against.
yay_knee 3
Well, 1) move, 2) have your bf protect you, or 3) have a competition and pick the winner. You should move though, your ex probably lived there before you, unless he moved there when he found out you were going to live there. Then you should definetly move.
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Comments (118)
Zebidee 9
How do you have three restraining orders against a guy, but yet have no clue where he lives?
candleandflame 19
I agree #32. You'd think you check where the person you've had to file three restraining orders against actually lives.
chobitschibi1369 0
See this is why you stalk your ex so you know where Not to move. Yes this is sarcasm for the person asking why OP does not know where her Ex lives.
mfjkr 10
Ball's to you.
imahappeemoocow 0
I'd say this is a YDI. you should have known he was living there if u had to file restraining orders on him!
adam_zelyoni 0
I smell a sitcom!
F14Shado 0
I love you.
mogli813 0
Agreed
akmissey 3
my thoughts exactly!!
InsaneGenius 0
There are a lot of well~educated people on the internet; they just don't feel the need or want to make strangers think they're smart. I use my iPhone for posting on here, and it doesn't capitalize if you're on the app. Boo~hoo, some might think I'm not educated because I didn't capitalize every sentence; I might just have to die of embarrassment! Not....
Chris_Rahl 2
At least to me, it doesn't matter how someone writes as long as their comment is well thought out. Unfortunately, this site is plagued by lols and shitty comments that make little sense.
macskapingvin 0
I know at least one guy on the internet who makes a deliberate point of never capitalising his sentences, but his comments are always perfectly spelled and very well reasoned.
5t3ff1k4h 47
67 - That guy no longer has an account on this website. His temper tantrums lost him the respect he earned through what were once well thought out comments.
macskapingvin 0
I have no idea who you are talking about but I'm talking about a cool relaxed guy who's never even posted on FML.
5t3ff1k4h 47
My mistake. Your description fit that of a guy who used to be a member of the FML community.
TenderWhispers 0
Your not hot, you just attract losers
SisyphereanTask 2
Sucks to be you OP, looks like you'll have to move. You having a fiance and being near him could easily escalate the behaviours that made you file the restraining orders in the first place.
MrDiezel 3
Sound like a hollywood movie
jasper218 4
While I agree that people should use proper grammar wherever they happen to be, whether online or in real life, if you openly state that you don't give a shit about another's opinion, why do you expect them to give a shit about your own?