Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, one week after moving into my new apartment in a new city to get away from my stalker ex, I met my new neighbour. Yep, stalker ex. FML
Today, I learned that my apartment building has two new tenants: my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé, the guy she cheated on me with. FML
Today, my boyfriend's ex moved into the apartment beneath us. She's already called the cops on us for a noise complaint twice. We were sleeping. It's going to be a long year. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in a long distance relationship with his ex. Not only do we live on the same island, he's also my neighbor and my co-worker. FML
Today, I signed the lease on my first apartment alone with my boyfriend. We've lived here a month before we got to sign. Today is also the day my neighbors decided to show how they're night owls: all I hear is banging on the walls and them loudly talking and yelling. This will be a long year. FML
Today, I helped move my current boyfriend into his new dorm room. This would've been fine if I didn't have to do this while avoiding eye contact with my ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be my boyfriend's new roommate. FML
Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML
Today, I moved into a new apartment. While moving boxes, I ran into my supervisor from work. Guess who lives across the hall. FML
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fadingaway 17
*Against. File three separate restraining orders against.
yay_knee 3
Well, 1) move, 2) have your bf protect you, or 3) have a competition and pick the winner. You should move though, your ex probably lived there before you, unless he moved there when he found out you were going to live there. Then you should definetly move.
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Comments (118)
abasio 1
Pedantic much? It's not even a real mistake. The form who is replacing whom in objective case contexts and has been acceptable since the 70's. It's the same with saying "me & you" instead of "you and I". These things change over time. So sure if you were living through WW1 and you said this you'd be wrong, but not now. It's a shame people like this grammar Nazi aren't educated well enough to know that (the English) language is an evolving thing. It's sadder that they feel the need belittle people with what they (wrongly) assume is their superior knowledge.
ohmek 0
Time to file a 4th restraining order?
lrestes12 0
YDI. if you had 3 restraining orders drawn, you knew where he lived so the Sheriff could serve them. idiot.
DVecc 0
or maybe it's a pain in the ass to go back into what you wrote and fix every little small piece of grammar and punctuation that you missed.
aznmex21 3
did you not remember where your ex lived or do u think he stalked you and purposely moved in across the hall?
aznmex21 3
did you noy remember where your ex lived? or do you think he stalked you and purposely moved in across the hall before you and your fiancé moved in?
LoLlersnakes 0
I call bullshit. You have to have a person's address in order to serve them a restraining order.
Iknowall72 0
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
idklalaalala 0
okay if it's such a bug deal, why don't you tell us, lady, when do you use who and when do you use whom? do you even know?
jerryfml1 0
No one gives a shit about yours! lol @OP dang FYL