Today, my family invited a bunch of their friends over for a party. At some point they decided to play some home videos from many years ago. In one of them, I was 7, I said, "Look Mommy! I can make my pee-pee bigger by doing this!" Everyone saw and laughed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I got out of the shower, my young stepson saw me naked. Later, he asked his mom why my "pee pee" is so small when everyone says it is supposed to get bigger when you become an adult. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend and his friends laughing hysterically and practically choking on popcorn. They were watching a video of me in a school play, trying to sing while sobbing because I'd just pissed my pants in front of 200 people. Thanks for giving him the video, mom. FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Today, I was joking around with my eight-year-old son. I told him to pull my finger. I farted, then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger, he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML
Today, I was hosting a small party for my nephews and a couple neighborhood kids. I unexpectedly started my period while I was serving the snacks. Have you ever been pointed and laughed at by a bunch of 12 year-olds? Ah, just like the good old days… FML
Today, was my birthday. My friends love to play pranks on me, so when I entered the door for my surprise party, I became aware of the surroundings. There was nothing. Everyone was staring as I slowly entered the room. When I closed the door behind me, a freaking bucket of pee fell all over me. FML
Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we were inside, my mom yelled to me, "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML
Today, while singing Happy Birthday to my husband, I desperately needed to fart. I couldn't leave the room, so I let it out real slow. There were over 20 of us there, yet somehow my mother-in-law knew it was me. She went over to the window and opened it wide, all while glaring at me. FML
Today, I ran into my apartment and let one rip, since I'd been holding it the whole elevator ride up. My parents had let themselves in while I was out, and laughed at me for a good 20 minutes. FML
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STVader 0
what? you could get an erection at 7? ...that's not embarrassing dude that's awesome.
girandwogpig 0
Wow....I'm so sorry.
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Comments (97)
Scotticus117 11
but FYL for the embarassment
c6dragster 0
not child **** unless sold/distributed... some shit like that... nothing wrong with family movies... besides, OP never said it showed him doing it, just saying it...
NewLight8421 0
lol when my llil brother was like 6, he would say his peepee went up at the end of cartoons lolz
12frisbees 0
Funny!
ihatestupidppl 0
LOL. OK, I can see how this would be really embarrassing, but a lot of people have embarrassing videos of them as kids (my parents have a bunch). For some reason, those are the ones parents seem to love to share the most lol. The older you get, the easier it is to just laugh it off.
chocoLIFE_fml 2
embarrassing
Paige_Nicole10 0
awe i bet it was a cute movie though! the same thing happenes to me all the time, except my family likes to tell stories on me!
LesYeuxDeDario 0
are you so sad that you couldn't make fun of yourself ? damn you could have said something witty -. - and dont be embarrassed, when i was that age I gave oranges to my family being naked : P oh well, i was 4 : D
LadyAlathia 0
Oh geez... Grow up, OP. I guarantee when you have children you're going to videotape him doing funny things, too. I have a picture of my 10 month old son standing in front of the TV, watching Star Trek and fondling his webbles. You KNOW that's going in his wedding slideshow. Cute baby stuff is just that. As parents, we have to do something to remember our kids before they were bitchy, know-it-all teenagers.
Bansheethekilla 2
way to be an ass #38 not all teens are like that
SydsTheBoss 0
she's not being an ass, she's saying it's nothing to worry about because every parent does things of that nature, embarrassing that is.
neonokku 0
At first I thought a female wrote this fyl indeed
plexico 4
What? Were you masturbating or taking EnZyte?