Today, I was at the movies. All of a sudden, the woman next to me starts laughing uncontrollably and talking to her friend during the movie. This continued throughout the movie, ruining it. I turned and whispered to my friend. The woman then taps me on the shoulder and yells, "Shut the fuck up!" FML
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actually all you haters out there, i didn't have enough room to put my response! i actually turned to her and told her to **** off and to take her annoying fat ass out of the theater because she was blocking the view for everyone and no one could hear the movie over her irritating voice that makes people want to dropkick babies! that shut her up for the rest of the movie.
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irishdancer 0
Oh. Sorry bout your luck dude. I hate those people...
sooper 0
Should have said "Well how rude. I was just about to give out our mystery prize of $100,000 to a random guest in tonight's theatre, guess it won't be you"
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irishdancer 0
Oh. Sorry bout your luck dude. I hate those people...
dikinass 0
Dick -> Ass = FUN
666midnight 0
LMAO!
onlycusimbored 0
dikinass, you are a very funny man. Teach me your ways. No really, Im not lying. cocks are funny.
dikinass 0
@onlycusimbored Basically, just go around trolling and saying clever things, like I did above ;) asscock!!!!!
Bansheethekilla 2
i would have shouted "No you shut the **** up, your the one gabbing through the ******* movie
dikinass 0
I woulda shouted CCCCOOOOOOOCCCKKKKK!!!!!!
AnaMaree 0
Asscock fails. But the first joke was funny lol
Faced159 0
I bet she was black
theMIGHTYduck 0
#191 made my day
mongorian 0
thats when u re arrange the bitches face
Piemarz 0
You should have shouted: "THIS IS SPARTTTTAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!" Then kicked her in the face. Man > Woman.
dikinass 0
you rly should have cocked on her bitchass...
catwest8686 0
today i had no balls. fml
iAlwaysYDI 0
I hate those kinda people ! **** that bitch x(
Partymonster 0
i would of said wtf bitch! stfu stupid fat ass hoe! and then i would bitch slap her
cearalaken 0
wow you should have been like "you're the one whos been talking the whole time you dumb bitch"
NoodleBurger 0
it's not good trolling if you point it out, bro.
iluvevil01 11
ugh. sounds like some people who sat behind me during a movie. they kept talking and playing games on their iPhones and listening to music. they were so loud. so I took my phone out to check the time and they both yelled at me for having my phone on! stupid fat bitches
gntfmlingnow 12
Tell her she's a hypocritical bitch and to **** off, then go back to watching the movie like nothing happened. And every time she tries to talk after that, tap her on the shoulder and say "shut the **** up". I think she'll take a hint.
lynnycake 0
that's kind of sucky. hate hypocrites!
emorockerownage 9
what #2 says
curryndricegirll 0
yeah, i would have been like, yeah, right after you do byotch. now if you don't mind, i'd like tell my friend that you need to STFU and continue watching the movie like the rest of the freaking theater...oh, and byotch
Fisheyy 0
Id' yell the **** back at her hypocritical ass.
Ninja_Cat 0
I agree i would of just yelled right back
Datboi_roii456 0
true
trilliamme 0
A trip to the movies almost always winds up with me annoyed beyond belief with humanity. People are horrible. Sucks, OP.
sooper 0
Should have said "Well how rude. I was just about to give out our mystery prize of $100,000 to a random guest in tonight's theatre, guess it won't be you"
KumoFF7 3
epic win.
chewydog 0
So much better than making a fool of yourself by beating a woman. EPIC WIN!!!! Haha, would've been hilarious to take a picture of her face then, gaping at the fact that she had supposedly "lost" $100,000.
Anonymous409 0
Punch that Bitch in the FACE.
deadpoetic333 0
No no no, should have threatened to punch her in the clit. Seems more intense that way.
waterynuggets 0
Nah she might like that. ;) The boobs tend to be more equal to the balls. lol
ihatetaylor 0
I dunno, if you just shove a soft drink up her **** I think it would do the trick.
Anonymous409 0
Wow, you guys seem to having an intense sexual conversation. Soft drinks up her ****? Then sucking it back out? AWESOME.
codyxfail 0
FALCON PUNCH
Qwertishman12345 1
I would have whopped her ****** ass. But fml dude
nazooer 11
lmao? how is it an fml for you, #8
darkmis1 18
he meant "fyl"
ria_rawrs 7
I hope you said the same thing back to her. Hate people who tell people one thing and then go and do the exact opposite.
Rouge_Plague 0
pot kettle
NiNA_BOBiNA 0
Hahaha what a bitch
tyson346 0
I wuda been like u stfu u fat butch and fuked her up
newbzoors 0
and im guessing this would be after you are done raping the small boy next to you?
Tribulations 0
wat :| That is ****** up.