Today, my family invited a bunch of their friends over for a party. At some point they decided to play some home videos from many years ago. In one of them, I was 7, I said, "Look Mommy! I can make my pee-pee bigger by doing this!" Everyone saw and laughed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I got out of the shower, my young stepson saw me naked. Later, he asked his mom why my "pee pee" is so small when everyone says it is supposed to get bigger when you become an adult. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend and his friends laughing hysterically and practically choking on popcorn. They were watching a video of me in a school play, trying to sing while sobbing because I'd just pissed my pants in front of 200 people. Thanks for giving him the video, mom. FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Today, I was joking around with my eight-year-old son. I told him to pull my finger. I farted, then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger, he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML
Today, I was hosting a small party for my nephews and a couple neighborhood kids. I unexpectedly started my period while I was serving the snacks. Have you ever been pointed and laughed at by a bunch of 12 year-olds? Ah, just like the good old days… FML
Today, was my birthday. My friends love to play pranks on me, so when I entered the door for my surprise party, I became aware of the surroundings. There was nothing. Everyone was staring as I slowly entered the room. When I closed the door behind me, a freaking bucket of pee fell all over me. FML
Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we were inside, my mom yelled to me, "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML
Today, while singing Happy Birthday to my husband, I desperately needed to fart. I couldn't leave the room, so I let it out real slow. There were over 20 of us there, yet somehow my mother-in-law knew it was me. She went over to the window and opened it wide, all while glaring at me. FML
Today, I ran into my apartment and let one rip, since I'd been holding it the whole elevator ride up. My parents had let themselves in while I was out, and laughed at me for a good 20 minutes. FML
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STVader 0
what? you could get an erection at 7? ...that's not embarrassing dude that's awesome.
girandwogpig 0
Wow....I'm so sorry.
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Comments (97)
tpt09 0
hey maybe the girls will be even more impressed about you ;D
georgie2486 0
What were you doing?
YungMarlon23 0
AHAHAHAHAAHAHHA!!! WOW... FAAAAAIL!!!...
jaxsk 0
Wow, should have learned some shame/what that was all about by the age of 7... awkward parenting.
piddly_03 0
are you freaking kidding me!? you expect parents to teach their kids about sex/masturbating/boners by the time they're 7? are you out of your mind?!
runningismylife 0
haha dude thats hilarious.... but totally embarrasing!! I hope my parents dont have any video of me like that!! ;)
EcGyMz 0
well that sucks. wait what exactly were you doing in the vid? lol jk
oliviah_fml 0
Super embarrassing... But I'm sure everyone chalked it up to those amusing moments of innocence.
FuzzyWalnuts 0
Startin things off early eh?
lesp 6
You shoulda been like, "Look! That still works!" and whipped it out.
Fck_Mai_Life 0
LOL win x]
Peacelover99 0
WIN WIN WIN XD
SanDiegoGirl111 3
LMFAO 57. Nice one. Man...still laughing not only at your comment but the mere thought of that!! Hahaha
wanagetjagked 0
Dude that just reminded me of my cousin. He does this all the time, he takes off his clothes around the house and he thinks it amuses people. And he does what umm...you did in that home video. Half of my family thinks he's going to end up as a peverted man. I told 'em "he could be a freakin stripper damn, thats one nasty kid." I don't know how I can stop my cousin from doing that, and he is 3 years old.
All_I_Need 4
He's just 3 yo, chilrend like to be naked and don't really understand adult's world yet. You only have to remind him that his body is a private thing and that he shouldn't show it to everyone.