Today, my father-in-law left my wedding reception because he had to feed the dog. This would have been alright, if he hadn't been absent for nearly two hours. Apparently, just feeding the dog and leaving would have hurt the animal's feelings so he stayed to play with him for a while. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Today, my mom informed me that she wouldn't be joining the rest of the girls in the limo ride to the church for my wedding ceremony because she wants to have her car with her. Why? Because she is planning to leave my wedding reception half way through to go home and take her dog out to pee. FML
Today, I went to my father's house to get my dog, since I had left it with him while I was on a business trip. When I got there, my dad said the dog pooped on the floor a few days ago, and so he took him to the pound. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to talk. She just got back from a small vacation, and she'd asked me to feed her dogs while she was gone, so I did. I even stayed with them at times so they wouldn't get lonely. My girlfriend had come over to break up with me. She didn't do so earlier because she needed her dogs fed. FML
Today, my dad and his new wife got their wedding pictures done. Out of over 150 pictures, I was only in one. The family dog was in all of them. In the one picture of me, I was holding the dog's leash while he took a dump. FML
Today, my mother-in-law "borrowed" my dog without asking, to show him off to her friends. My dog is my service animal, and I'm not comfortable leaving the house without him. I have to be at work in an hour, and she's not picking up her phone. FML
Today, my mom's dog bit my dad's girlfriend in the face. At my wedding. We did not know she was bringing her dog. FML
Today, I waited on an elderly man whose wife had just left him. After him going on and on about how his dog will love his leftover chicken, I nervously caught a case of verbal diarrhea and uttered, "Well, if there's chicken involved, I'll get on my knees and be your dog." FML
Today, I had to kick my husband's friend out of our house after a week. He left lights on, played video games all day, ate all of our food and laughed when his son hit my dog. He was only invited over for one dinner. FML
Today, my dad and his girlfriend left for a 10-day vacation. They booked an expensive beach-house. I'm an A grade student and just last month, he stopped paying my school fees because he 'couldn't afford it.' Oh, and he's making me feed the dog while he's away. FML
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Top comments
Ervinator35 25
You gotta think about the poor dog! Doesn't matter if it's one of the most important days of your life. The dog is top priority
fakedsincerity 32
He should have brought the dog back with him! Dogs make everything (including weddings) better.
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Comments (26)
Ervinator35 25
You gotta think about the poor dog! Doesn't matter if it's one of the most important days of your life. The dog is top priority
A07 48
For some people it actually is true
ohSNAPyall 27
Top dog?
Ervinator35 25
In life, the dog is the top dog. Hence the special treatment
Dawnoftime 12
Someone has their priorities straight...No just kidding that was pretty bad for him to do that.
darwinism 30
Don't be too ruff on him OP...dogs are people too.
xx000o 27
A wedding lasts a day, a dog lasts forever.
fakedsincerity 32
He should have brought the dog back with him! Dogs make everything (including weddings) better.
lexiieeex3 32
Hate to burst your bubble but most wedding reception venues are pet free zones
fakedsincerity 32
Rules are made to be broken, my friend.
DeadxManxWalking 27
what if people are allergic? I mean I'm not against it cause I would be thrilled if there was a dog in my wedding
igive 29
Benadryl.
MandieL 27
My dog walked down the isle with my Neice, acting as the ring bearer for my wedding. She was 14 weeks old (the pup) it was cute. A few of our guests brought their dogs too. But we had an outdoor wedding in the mountains, so it was a little easier to have them there.
fakedsincerity 32
#24: That sounds so amazing!
Shmatterhorn 38
My brother got married a couple of years ago, and they had their dog as part of the ceremony. The dog walked with them to where the preacher was conducting the ceremony, and then I held the dog's leash while the wedding went on. The ceremony was outdoors at a park, and the dog was one of those breeds that is hypo-allergenic.
DocDrose 20
He should have brought the dog back and tied it out front if he was so concerned about it.
fakedsincerity 32
Don't leave the poor thing tied up out front! It deserves to party just as much as the wedding guests.
askullnamedbilly 33
The only appropriate way to tie a dog at a wedding is to put on an actual little doggie tie so it fits the dress code.
kmarie22_613e 25
#21 I wish I could thumb this up 100 times! I doggie bow tie would be perfect.
samurai1833 16
It's March madness, did you have a Tv at your reception?
asiansapphire 10
how rude, his dog should have been invited also.
brittany_1888 3
At least u know his dog is takin care of!
talicaroxi 25
My new father in law didn't even bother with my wedding reception. my two brother in laws didn't turn up to the wedding it's self.
heartbreak831 9
That sucks, I'm sorry.