Today, my three year old nephew was pointing at the TV screen and saying "Uncle, Uncle!" He thought it was me on the screen. It was Rosie O'Donnell. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 3 year old nephew was sitting on my knee at the computer. He was annoying me as he kept on pressing all the buttons. To scare him off I did a creepy voice in his ear that makes him cry. He turned round and broke my nose. FML
Today, my nephew spent a long while enthusiastically telling me how amazing his new 3D TV system is. I felt his pain as his face turned white when he remembered that I'm blind in one eye since birth. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. I said aloud, "Dang, that actor is hot." My grandma pointed out he was a spitting image of my cousin. I realized she was right, and that I may as well be attracted to my own cousin. FML
Today, I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up and ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots". I was tickling his armpits. FML
Today, I was babysitting my nephew and we decided to color together. He drew a picture of someone who looked dead, almost zombie-like, while everyone else looked pretty normal. When I asked who it was, he said in a serious, scary voice, "It's you." FML
Today, my 4-year-old niece told me she likes it when I'm around because I'm "squishy and smell like fried chicken all the time." FML
Today, I was asking my one year old nephew what noises certain animals make. I decided to trick him and ask him what sound I make. He immediately says, "MOOOO". FML
Today, I was picking up my nephew from school. I waved when I saw him coming, shouted, “Hey dude!” The kid stared at me, confused. That’s when I realized it wasn’t my nephew, just a child who looked vaguely similar but who was now terrified. His actual mom gave me a look like she was deciding whether to call security. FML
Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML
Today, I was babysitting four kids. I turned the TV on for them, and set the youngest on my lap. She started giggling and pointing at every single pimple I have, exclaiming "Boo-boo!" This went on for half an hour. FML
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astro_plastic 0
Gotta love a child's brutal honesty. A friend of my little cousin once told me I look like the Corpse Bride. A little boy once said I looked like 'Mrs. Smith' from Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Some kids are assholes, some are awesome, it evens out.
philematology 0
lol win
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Comments (115)
katherinebby17 28
damn that sucks but he's only a kid so don't be sad
InCaged_Insanity 0
"don't be sad"?? because who wouldn't want to ne compared to an obese lesbian that looks like the boy in my default pic?
ey3seecold 0
atleast she didn't say ronald mcdonald ?!!
ey3seecold 0
lol she I meant he but either way u look like a biatch!!! so fyl
ImaginaryFoe 1
LOL @ #5! Maybe the kid was saying "Uncle!" as in "I surrender! Please get this thing off my telly and I'll be good!"
giggity123 0
I think they wanted u to watch the screen
draydray 3
that pic is so hilarious
Woozzi 0
Maybe it was so painful to see her he called out "Uncle!" to give up and hopefully make it go away.
Itzmeh 0
Rosie does look like a man....
lezzyluver 0
^^^agreed itzmeh
CRUZs_GURL1 0
Hey, well now you have a story to tell you're kids when you get older..."kids gather around once in my prime I was said that I looked like this very popular butch guy he was popular for picking fights with everyone that was a celebrity, his name was R oDonald....true story just don't repeat it." See you got a negative and turned it into a positive lol.
metalhead256 0
17 your comment fails it makes no sense and is stupid
tomahawkinyouall 0
^^agrreeeeed
ReyEr9412 0
@47: I was thinking the same thing
samantha_durano 6
#5 is hot.
pipp360 0
@48 she is a man.......
jayjaylol 0
I think it's more sad that you were watching the show that should have been the Fml
Ouroboros_fml 0
you must truely be a fine specimine of CHUBALUPAGUS!!!
llcooljoey 0
ouch
marie93uso 0
pahahah #5 FTW :)
jgill87 0
2nd !!
deliciouscake 3
Hey, I used to think my dad was Mariah Carrie. It's not that bad, he served 12 years and I thought the marine was The Carrie.
CRUZs_GURL1 0
yes, yes buddy why yes you are second lol congrats
jazziness 12
who screams second???
zoomer_fml 0
haha
loveydoveybitche 0
hahahaha OP that sucks! I remember watching like a quick interview with Rosie and they asked what the worst thing someone has told her... and apparently someone told her "I don't mean to offend you but you look like Rosie o Donnel" hahaha
astro_plastic 0
Gotta love a child's brutal honesty. A friend of my little cousin once told me I look like the Corpse Bride. A little boy once said I looked like 'Mrs. Smith' from Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Some kids are assholes, some are awesome, it evens out.
maskedman 9
Now that I think about it Angelina Jolie does look like the Corpse bride.
iHyuMeng 0
a born asshole
aeliz 0
Yeah, they do look alike. But, the corpse bride is hot.
astro_plastic 0
FML
bishoprsv2 0
If that's your real pic... can I have your autograph, Mrs. Pitt?
Thunderbender 2
When I first saw that movie I thought the corpse bride was kinda hot :) Just cause the kid said that doesnt neccessarilly mean he thought u were ugly :P
aeliz 0
As compared to Angelina Jolie, I mean. I wasn't saying you weren't hot astro. :P I think you're gorgeous!
astro_plastic 0
haha well to each their own. And thank you aeliz, the compliment is mutual :)
Daft_Punk709 0
taptap
philematology 0
lol win
kooner55 0
hahaha your fat!
WorkThatButt 2
That's a new one...
lolababyy 0
lmao. too funny!
InCaged_Insanity 0
No. She would take it as a compliment.
maskedman 9
This was going to be my exact comment. The OP shouldn't be upset because Rosie makes a pretty decent looking man.
shakenbake93 0
Haha. at least Rosie is pretty manly looking. it could be a lot worse.
InCaged_Insanity 0
"Shes more of a man than I'll ever be."