Today, I found out that my immediate supervisor had modified my phone in the priority order at our call center. As a result, any calls that came in during the night shift would be routed to my phone first, so that he can play games on his phone uninterrupted. It's been a whole year. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that my work's new phone system automatically takes people off hold the very second you pick up the phone. I discovered this after picking up the phone and complaining to my workmates about the annoying customer I had on the line for a full minute, all while he listened. FML
Today, my boss fired me for "fooling around" on my phone. I was looking for supplies for a surprise party we are throwing him for his birthday, and I didn't want to do it on my work computer because he has access to our history. Also, this happened during my lunch break. FML
Today, even though I’m not allowed to be on my phone while on the line at work, I texted an unknown number. My manager looked at her Apple Watch. I'd texted my manager while on the job. FML
Today, I was having lunch with my boyfriend and talking about how stressed out I've been because of my job. While I'm speaking, he pulls out his phone and says his boss is texting him and it was important. There was a game of Tetris reflecting onto his glasses from his phone. FML
Today, my phone rang during a meeting. I quickly silenced it, and put it in my pocket. A few minutes later, my boss’s phone rang. It was me, butt-dialing him while we were sitting in the same room. He answered and asked if I had something urgent to discuss. I did not. FML
Today, my boss and I were bragging about our new phones. I unlocked mine to show its awesome display, and accidentally opened a job search app. FML
Today, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't stop looking at my phone while working. I work in the back room, and there is no clock in there. I look at my phone to check the time. That way I know how long I have left in that hellhole. FML
Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML
Today, my boss rang me for the 5th time on my day off. Frustrated I pushed 'ignore' and yelled a string of obscenities at my phone. Turns out I pushed 'talk'. FML
Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML
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Top comments
ELoni_fml 25
Route it back, then have your friends call him every five minutes as revenge
XxDanno316xX 27
This dipshit needs to lose their job.
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Comments (24)
mattzawesome 28
I guess that's a benefit of being on top.
xChaos 29
Being an asshole who does whatever the **** he wants?
lfrider92 21
That sounds like a benefit to me! Kind of joking.. Kind of not.... ?
Colon_Man 17
Working for a congress leader isn't all it's cracked up to be, I guess.
XxDanno316xX 27
This dipshit needs to lose their job.
extrasnipes 22
Tbh that was really smart
ELoni_fml 25
Route it back, then have your friends call him every five minutes as revenge
Nickiminajislyfe 20
Pie is tasty
whysobeachy 37
...and Nicki Minaj is life, apparently.
Tripartita 45
I'm interested to know how you found this out, OP. Did he mention you in his acceptance speech while receiving an award for his Flappy Bird high score?
marigoldcobain 21
I see you all the time and every time I see your picture I think it's Tyler Joseph.
Tripartita 45
I don't know if that's good or bad, so I'll play it safe and start feeling offended.
whysobeachy 37
I like your username, OP. Beautiful pun. :D
purelymixed 17
Op's boss be like, "you think this is a game!? The clan needs me!"
lexiieeex3 32
That's literally scum.
Foxfire15 15
Sounds like you should talk to HR
pokemyeyes 23
OP is talking about working the night shift at a CALL CENTRE. Hes not being woken up in the middle of the night