Today, my family and I are driving down to France and it's going to take 4 hours. If that wasn't bad enough, my mum decides that she is going to listen to the CD my sister bought her for Christmas on repeat for the whole journey. It's Lady Gaga. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we started our 17 hour drive to Michigan for spring break. My mom decided to go to Target to buy some music CDs. All she bought was three Nicki Minaj CDs. She has already replayed the first CD four times. 14 hours to go. FML
Today, I'm driving with to Vancouver with my aunt. It's been four hours and she still hasn't gotten tired of her lone Nickelback CD yet. FML
Today, I was in the car going to a concert with my family. I was listening to my iPod, when the wheel broke and I couldn't change the song. So for the rest of the trip, I was stuck either listening to my parents arguing, or Don't Worry, Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin on repeat. FML
Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz, and my girlfriend who thinks she's a good singer. FML
Today, I made my mom a mix CD for her car. It took me ages to find just the right songs that would be perfect for her. When I played it for her in the car, she took it out and threw it out of the window. FML
Today, during a family road trip, my mom decided to spring a surprise conversion on us. This included screaming bible verses, blasting crazy gospel music and sobbing that we needed to repent before we’re all condemned to hell for eternity. She did this for 4 hours straight. FML
Today, after we drove to France to go to a jazz festival, we'd arrived in the evening after a 600 km drive, and my wife made a misstep and broke her ankle, it's the next day and we drove back home. After the first toll booth, the electric car window would no longer go up, so we drove with the window open for the remaining 500 km. FML
Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML
Today, I had to endure a long drive from Poland to England. We weren't allowed to open our windows. My mum threw up. Twice. FML
Today, we drove six hours to get to our holiday cottage only to realise that my girlfriend had forgotten her suitcase. This put her in a bad mood, so she made ME drive six hours back to her flat to get it, then when I got there, I realised HER keys to HER FLAT were still in HER handbag six hours back at the cottage. FML
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musicislife1995_fml 0
lady gaga is AMAZING. feel priviledged ;) although If you hate her so much, FYL
the_stereotype 0
i really have on opinion on lady gaga, but i feel like the whole purpose of the fml was just to rag on lady gaga. honestly, nobody cares who the OP likes or dislikes, so stop begging for attention. also, you can use an ipod, cd player, whatever to block out the noise and listen to whatever you want. so yeah...get over it.
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poiuhdn5 0
Hey, there's a funny site like FML but where visitors can tell their darkest secrets! It's www.whatasecret.com :)
gatorcheer 0
Lady Gaga is legit.
matlink 0
OH NO! POOR YOU! YOUR GOING TO FRANCE! **** you, i could only dream of going to such a place. Spoilt bitch.
pute_etre 0
Yeah, it takes a few hours and less than £50 to go to France from England? Really not that major, she's not spoilt.
matlink 0
Im just saying, she shouldnt be complaining when 10% of the world has 90% of the money. She's OBVIOUSLY in that 10%. And so am i. BUT i dont complain when i go on vacations, im thankful. And if she really did hate lady gaga that much, she would throw out that ******* Cd, or she would ask her family to change it. If not, suck it up, lifes though. deal with it. That is all :)
boatkicker 5
Suffering is relative to what your personal experiences have been. I took someone off the street who was half starved, and put them in the house I grew up in (leaky, drafty, loud, drunken mother, sbusive step father, raising my two infant sisters from teh time I was 9) they would probably be grateful that at least there was always food in the house, but does that make that a great life? No. It's not horrible, and yes there are people who have it a lot worse than I did, but it sucked. And I'm sure if you put someone who had grown up in a happy moderately wealthy family into my house, they would have suffered a lot more than I did. There will always be someone more worse off, but that doesn't mean your problems aren't actual problems for you. For me, the only problem at the time was trying to take care of my sisters. Now if I were put back in that same place the leaks, drafts, and constant fighting would bother me. At the time I just accepted it as the way things were supposed to be.
bmoney2011 0
You sound like a spoiled rotten kid for throwing in there that you're also part of that 10%. didn't have to to make your point, but you did just so everyone knows. Wowwwww
LaLaJoy 2
Yeah, it's definitely relative. Some could point out that since you're in the "top 10%" of the world's wealthiest, you really don't need to be complaining about what people submit to fmylife.com.
PinkFloyd1977 0
Don't worry. The rich aren't going to be rich much longer. Oh, and mat... Nevermind. I'm not even going to get into the stupidity of this argument. Again, good points shewhokickstheboats.
lifessuckss 0
lol don't talk. i had to sit for 11 hours listening to clasical music (not that it isn't good or anything, but i mean after a while, enough is enough) my friends and i call her lady gag ever since we watched some of her music videos
hot_mess88 0
I am so, so, so sorry for you, OP. I would have to shoot myself crossing the border if my parents ever tried taking me to France. It really sucks, because I really wanna take the Chunnel, but that means that my feet would have to touch French soil, breathe in French air, and my carefree spirit would be tainted by those Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys, yet again. The fact that you are going to France IS bad enough, but you have to listen to the GaGa on the way... I am, once again, very sorry. My only advice is that you look at your mom and poke her face, and claim that the music made you do it... That excuse always works in the States, at least.
hot_mess88 0
Why, thank you... I have extreme Francophobia. Those cheese eating bastards just piss me off. I've only ever met one that I liked, and he had lived in Brazil for 15 years before I met him, so he was bearable...
LaLaJoy 2
Bigots like you are what's wrong with the world. NOT the entire country of France.
gr3y_fml 1
I don't feel sorry for you.
matlink 0
So what's your point? it's not so major, so why is she complaining on the internet? She obviously is only looking for attention, and right now shes getting some.
memechose 0
um, so? my boyfriend drives 30 hours to see me without complaining, and both lady gaga and france are lovely. they need a "stop complaining and put your big girl pants on" option to click for this.
Shadow_Phantom 26
It's basically a "I was stuck in a car for an extended amount of time being forced to listen to horrible music repeatedly." I wouldn't say "FYL" to it, but that does really suck.
LaLaJoy 2
@Shadow_Phantom Agreed. :)
LilaBear 2
Oh have a cry... a 4 hour cartrip?? In Australia, if I want to visit my family at the other end of our STATE, it's a two day drive, driving 7-8 hours a day. And I'm sure that once the CD has gone through once (despite what your mother says now), she'd allow someone to put another CD on.
thebitchcommento 0
lady gaga is amazing you deserve it and you cant say you life sucks unless you hate her, your life sucks because you have a GaGaless life
Shadow_Phantom 26
This better be a troll.