Today, my family and I are driving down to France and it's going to take 4 hours. If that wasn't bad enough, my mum decides that she is going to listen to the CD my sister bought her for Christmas on repeat for the whole journey. It's Lady Gaga. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we started our 17 hour drive to Michigan for spring break. My mom decided to go to Target to buy some music CDs. All she bought was three Nicki Minaj CDs. She has already replayed the first CD four times. 14 hours to go. FML
Today, I'm driving with to Vancouver with my aunt. It's been four hours and she still hasn't gotten tired of her lone Nickelback CD yet. FML
Today, I was in the car going to a concert with my family. I was listening to my iPod, when the wheel broke and I couldn't change the song. So for the rest of the trip, I was stuck either listening to my parents arguing, or Don't Worry, Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin on repeat. FML
Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz, and my girlfriend who thinks she's a good singer. FML
Today, I made my mom a mix CD for her car. It took me ages to find just the right songs that would be perfect for her. When I played it for her in the car, she took it out and threw it out of the window. FML
Today, during a family road trip, my mom decided to spring a surprise conversion on us. This included screaming bible verses, blasting crazy gospel music and sobbing that we needed to repent before we’re all condemned to hell for eternity. She did this for 4 hours straight. FML
Today, after we drove to France to go to a jazz festival, we'd arrived in the evening after a 600 km drive, and my wife made a misstep and broke her ankle, it's the next day and we drove back home. After the first toll booth, the electric car window would no longer go up, so we drove with the window open for the remaining 500 km. FML
Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML
Today, I had to endure a long drive from Poland to England. We weren't allowed to open our windows. My mum threw up. Twice. FML
Today, we drove six hours to get to our holiday cottage only to realise that my girlfriend had forgotten her suitcase. This put her in a bad mood, so she made ME drive six hours back to her flat to get it, then when I got there, I realised HER keys to HER FLAT were still in HER handbag six hours back at the cottage. FML
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musicislife1995_fml 0
lady gaga is AMAZING. feel priviledged ;) although If you hate her so much, FYL
the_stereotype 0
i really have on opinion on lady gaga, but i feel like the whole purpose of the fml was just to rag on lady gaga. honestly, nobody cares who the OP likes or dislikes, so stop begging for attention. also, you can use an ipod, cd player, whatever to block out the noise and listen to whatever you want. so yeah...get over it.
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Rhien 0
I've been on a 12 hour ride with my sister playing Britney Spears on repeat, this is nothing. Also, Lol at it being better than "old ppl music"
hb1 0
i find it amusing that all of you are bitchin about how the op is complaining about driving to france. if you lived in europe that close to france it would lose it's appeal to you too. The US and mexico don't excite me anymore cause i live in canada. It's the same thingg. Personally i think there's more interesting countries than France anyways. So stop bitching about the op going to france.
morgan_5230 0
I love Lady Gaga's music! I wouldn't mind. She is a little weird, but she makes great music, I think. And like many others said, at least it isn't Miley Cyrus or Taylor Swift. shudder..
LaLaJoy 2
@morgan_5230 I agree 100%... plus, Taylor Swift is one of the single most overrated music artists in my opinion.
Chatzy_fml 0
Ha. I love how a lot of people hate on a talented, successful, and rich person like Lady Gaga. maybe you're jealous because that will never be you.
LaLaJoy 2
Even though I love her music, just because someone else doesn't like her music or her style doesn't mean that they're jealous. Some people think she's annoying, and that would be why they don't like her, not because they suffer from insane jealousy or anything.
Chatzy_fml 0
For the record, I don't care. All I'm saying is it's stupid to complain. She's going to France, and she's with her family. Some people aren't that lucky.
boatkicker 5
So instead of saying 'Dont complain. You're going to france' you say 'You're probably just jealous of Gaga's talent' Last I checked those sentences had different meanings. And fi you woud, will you please look at some of the other post I made on thsi page about why its stupid to tell OP not to complain. I dont feel like typing them out again.
jezebelcullen 0
me i think lady gaga's pretty cool i like some SOME of her clothes and i love her music..but id rather listin to my faviort singer ADAM LAMBERT 8-] hes hot 8-]
ichtudirweh 0
Forgive me if I sound like an utter idiot, but how can you drive to France from the UK? Is there some bridge?
lettertjes 0
There's a tunnel. You can learn more about it on http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Channel_Tunnel
ichtudirweh 0
Thank you.
ramsina 0
Lady Gaga is amazing. Her music is so good. You can't judge her by the outfits she wears in concerts. interviews, music videos...etc. The lyrics of her music makes sense unlike a lot of bands. Sure some of her songs are weird, but she is still a great artist. and P.S. Adam Lambert can't sing and he's ugly.
ramsina 0
Lady Gaga is amazing. Her music is so good. You can't judge her by the outfits she wears in concerts, interviews, music videos...etc. The lyrics of her music makes sense unlike a lot of bands. Sure some of her songs are weird, but she is still a great artist. and P.S. Adam Lambert can't sing and he's ugly.
ramsina 0
i didn't mean to post it twice....my computer said it didn't post it.
kaitlynisrad 0
You think that sucks? Try traveling for two days squished in the back of a mini van with a 6 year old and a 10 year old (both boys), a road raged mom, and a bitchy dad. All the while having to listen to either 80's music or christmas carols. Then not even a week later repeating this trip back home except now everyones pissed off, disappointed, and cold.