Today, my family and I are driving down to France and it's going to take 4 hours. If that wasn't bad enough, my mum decides that she is going to listen to the CD my sister bought her for Christmas on repeat for the whole journey. It's Lady Gaga. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we started our 17 hour drive to Michigan for spring break. My mom decided to go to Target to buy some music CDs. All she bought was three Nicki Minaj CDs. She has already replayed the first CD four times. 14 hours to go. FML
Today, I'm driving with to Vancouver with my aunt. It's been four hours and she still hasn't gotten tired of her lone Nickelback CD yet. FML
Today, I was in the car going to a concert with my family. I was listening to my iPod, when the wheel broke and I couldn't change the song. So for the rest of the trip, I was stuck either listening to my parents arguing, or Don't Worry, Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin on repeat. FML
Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz, and my girlfriend who thinks she's a good singer. FML
Today, I made my mom a mix CD for her car. It took me ages to find just the right songs that would be perfect for her. When I played it for her in the car, she took it out and threw it out of the window. FML
Today, during a family road trip, my mom decided to spring a surprise conversion on us. This included screaming bible verses, blasting crazy gospel music and sobbing that we needed to repent before we’re all condemned to hell for eternity. She did this for 4 hours straight. FML
Today, after we drove to France to go to a jazz festival, we'd arrived in the evening after a 600 km drive, and my wife made a misstep and broke her ankle, it's the next day and we drove back home. After the first toll booth, the electric car window would no longer go up, so we drove with the window open for the remaining 500 km. FML
Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML
Today, I had to endure a long drive from Poland to England. We weren't allowed to open our windows. My mum threw up. Twice. FML
Today, we drove six hours to get to our holiday cottage only to realise that my girlfriend had forgotten her suitcase. This put her in a bad mood, so she made ME drive six hours back to her flat to get it, then when I got there, I realised HER keys to HER FLAT were still in HER handbag six hours back at the cottage. FML
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musicislife1995_fml 0
lady gaga is AMAZING. feel priviledged ;) although If you hate her so much, FYL
the_stereotype 0
i really have on opinion on lady gaga, but i feel like the whole purpose of the fml was just to rag on lady gaga. honestly, nobody cares who the OP likes or dislikes, so stop begging for attention. also, you can use an ipod, cd player, whatever to block out the noise and listen to whatever you want. so yeah...get over it.
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MisterZzyzx 0
YDI for not liking Lady Gaga. Jump out of the car on the way there.
paprikacha 9
It could be the Jonas Brothers. It could be the goddamn Jonas Brothers. Or Miley Cyrus, or some other teenage bullshit Disney is marketing to stupid children. Lady Gaga is not the bottom of the barrel, when you compare it to some of the music out there.
ScaryPants3 0
I would definitely consider this a fml if it was The Jonas Brothers or Hannah Montana.
GlambertGirl93 0
LEAVE THE JONAS BROTHERS ALONE!!!!!!! (btw.... I'm a sixteen year old, not some tweenie bopper who thinks she's cool. I like the Jonas Brothers and don't give a damb what you think). Disney music (well JB and Demi Lovato) is not bull shit. Pleaswe be respectful..... Except about Miley "I'm an attention *****" Cyrus..... Say what you like about her
GlambertGirl93 0
I'm being serious..... And I'm not dunb. I have a 3.9 GPA
boatkicker 5
GPA doesn't mean you're smart, it means you aren't lazy. I had the second lowest GPA in my school, but still got the highest score in my schools history on my math exam, and I did very well on my exams for my other subjects too. I was lazy, but I graduated and thats all that really counts
LaLaJoy 2
At my school (which is pretty difficult), about a quarter of the kids have GPAs over 4.0, but many of them seem to be lacking in common sense. Some kid with a 4.1 GPA came to school with no shoes on. It wasn't until 3rd period that he was kicked out of class. I know people with higher GPAs than that who absolutely love the Twilight series (read into that what you will). So I don't think that having a high GPA has anything to do with what we're talking about here.
bmoney2011 0
Lmao I'm 16 and I have a 4.47 due to ap classes biotch!
boatkicker 5
Our school didn't weight grades in higher level or standard different (we were IB instead of AP) so even if you got A's in your HLs you still couldn't have more than a 4.0...... if we had my gpa might have been a little bit higher. I was doing lovely in English and Latin. But I dont really know how the 5.0 scale works so maybe I'm doing it wrong.
JCadle90 0
Lady Gaga rocks!!!
Anne553 0
just give her a CD player and some headphones. problem solved
PsychoGorgeous 0
Lady Gaga is EPIC. End of story. Don't be jealous :D
Kukironosuke 16
its not a good thing to know vanilla ice's lyrics, he is the definition of douche bag and an insult to all rappers (i don't like rap much either), chris rock said it best, tupok dead, biggy smalls dead, vanilla ice still alive, wheres the justice ice ice baby is a giant insult to queen's under pressure, which was a far greater song
xx_irish_rose_xx 0
Lady Gaga is awesome, and quit complaining, at least you get to go to France
Tozi_fml 0
I like Lady Gaga, but you're right. If you don't like the music playing in the car, no matter what kind or artist, it's a pain to listen to it.
Quietcannon 0
At least she has some good beats to her music. Too many people automatically hate her because she's famous. I hated her so much, until I actually listened to a song. Not to mention, she actually worked to get famous. Daddy didn't buy her a record label like some artists.
Letomi 0
Lucky you for going to France. You didn't need to include the whine about Lady Gaga. You could've left the FML off with 'listening to the same CD on repeat'. 4 hours of ANY artist would make me sick of them. But, because you wanted to rag on an artist because you (probably) think it's cool, YDI.