Today, my family and I are driving down to France and it's going to take 4 hours. If that wasn't bad enough, my mum decides that she is going to listen to the CD my sister bought her for Christmas on repeat for the whole journey. It's Lady Gaga. FML
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Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML
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musicislife1995_fml 0
lady gaga is AMAZING. feel priviledged ;) although If you hate her so much, FYL
the_stereotype 0
i really have on opinion on lady gaga, but i feel like the whole purpose of the fml was just to rag on lady gaga. honestly, nobody cares who the OP likes or dislikes, so stop begging for attention. also, you can use an ipod, cd player, whatever to block out the noise and listen to whatever you want. so yeah...get over it.
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Comments (309)
Qwertyuioas8 0
How is this an FML? just because you dont like Lady Gaga doesnt mean your life is f*****.
nittien 0
dam your life will really suck in those 4 hours! especially when listening to lady gaga -.-
inarticulate 0
YESSSSSSS. I would love that trip. :]
michelleyily 0
Lady gaga isnt all bad. she sells her stuff and speaking as an artist i can say theres hinestly nothing wrong with that. everyones trys to do it and shes has an edge that makes unique. BUT speaking as a dancer and a person that loves music ive had to listen to alot of her songs on repeat day after day.
ScaryPants3 0
I'd be happy to listen to Lady Gaga. I don't think she's an attention *****, I just think she's like every other famous person. She's trying to get more and more famous. And she's succeeding. She's talented, her voice is amazing and she can dance. And yes, she can sing well in person. But of course there will always be some people that hate/dislike her and will bash on her. Like every other famous person.
Greenyz 0
1. Oh no poor you, you're going to France! That's so awful. NOT. I'd love to go to France, and if I want to go, it's 8 hours k? AND I DON'T MIND THAT. 2. Oh no. Not Lady Gaga. I mean, you're so going to die for listening to some music. Why don't you try to enjoy it? Hum? Not so hard. Geez, stop complaining.
totally_liz 0
Okay, why is the majority of people here giving crap to this girl cause she doesn't like Lady GaGa? I like some songs but damn people are getting way too defensive, she didn't even insult her... she just doesn't like her music. And it is torture listening to someone you can't stand for even a minute, let alone four hours.
Dashuhn 1
You're complaining about a 4 hour ride? Oh noes, it's like going from one end of my state to the other! Oh noes! AND lady gaga? Jesus christ, grow some balls kid. Heres an FML: "Today, my grandpa died on christmas. FML" Not "Today, my loving family is going to another country just to kick it, and we're using our christmas presents on the way there to show affection to one another." OP YDI
soccer4lifeee 0
don't talk shit about the GaG's!! Lady GaGa is legit. Billion times better then MIley Cyrus.
Margui_fml 1
Why do people tell her to not complain? There's nothing wrong with that, this is a site for complaining, idiots.
totally_liz 0
I second that. ;)
Dashuhn 1
Theres a big difference about having a shitty day, and having a mildly irritating day. This site is supposed to be about things that are truly shitty, not just mildly irritating. You know where mildly irritating things should go? MLIA. You know why? Because everybody has mildly irritating things happen to them, every single day.
LaLaJoy 2
I disagree; if a mildly irritating event makes for an entertaining FML story, then let's hear it.