Today, my family and I are driving down to France and it's going to take 4 hours. If that wasn't bad enough, my mum decides that she is going to listen to the CD my sister bought her for Christmas on repeat for the whole journey. It's Lady Gaga. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we started our 17 hour drive to Michigan for spring break. My mom decided to go to Target to buy some music CDs. All she bought was three Nicki Minaj CDs. She has already replayed the first CD four times. 14 hours to go. FML
Today, I'm driving with to Vancouver with my aunt. It's been four hours and she still hasn't gotten tired of her lone Nickelback CD yet. FML
Today, I was in the car going to a concert with my family. I was listening to my iPod, when the wheel broke and I couldn't change the song. So for the rest of the trip, I was stuck either listening to my parents arguing, or Don't Worry, Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin on repeat. FML
Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz, and my girlfriend who thinks she's a good singer. FML
Today, I made my mom a mix CD for her car. It took me ages to find just the right songs that would be perfect for her. When I played it for her in the car, she took it out and threw it out of the window. FML
Today, during a family road trip, my mom decided to spring a surprise conversion on us. This included screaming bible verses, blasting crazy gospel music and sobbing that we needed to repent before we’re all condemned to hell for eternity. She did this for 4 hours straight. FML
Today, after we drove to France to go to a jazz festival, we'd arrived in the evening after a 600 km drive, and my wife made a misstep and broke her ankle, it's the next day and we drove back home. After the first toll booth, the electric car window would no longer go up, so we drove with the window open for the remaining 500 km. FML
Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML
Today, I had to endure a long drive from Poland to England. We weren't allowed to open our windows. My mum threw up. Twice. FML
Today, we drove six hours to get to our holiday cottage only to realise that my girlfriend had forgotten her suitcase. This put her in a bad mood, so she made ME drive six hours back to her flat to get it, then when I got there, I realised HER keys to HER FLAT were still in HER handbag six hours back at the cottage. FML
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musicislife1995_fml 0
lady gaga is AMAZING. feel priviledged ;) although If you hate her so much, FYL
the_stereotype 0
i really have on opinion on lady gaga, but i feel like the whole purpose of the fml was just to rag on lady gaga. honestly, nobody cares who the OP likes or dislikes, so stop begging for attention. also, you can use an ipod, cd player, whatever to block out the noise and listen to whatever you want. so yeah...get over it.
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JokkesenDK 0
You are a whiny little bitch. You know, SOME People have real ******* problems, and you have to hear Lady GAGA!?! "OH ******* NOEZ!" Go cut yourself if this is truely a **** MY LIFE, as in "Oh my god i want to die, because something ******* TRAGIC HAPPEND!" You whiny little BITCH!
boatkicker 5
Do you really think anyone would read this website if all the things on it were tragic? Here's a little sampler. Today my mom died. FML. Today my house burned down. FML Today I got kicked out of my apartment because I lost my job when the company downsized. I will be sleeping on the streets tonight, and hoping to pawn my laptop for money for at least one months rent. FML Today I was diagnosed with cancer. FML Seems to me that if REAL tragedies were posted the site would be far more depressing and a lot less funny, and I know that I would not read a website that made me sad all the time. Every now and then something that is truly life-******* gets on but its padded with a bunch of funny and/or stupid things.
LaLaJoy 2
@boatkicker THANK you! It's so ******* annoying when people try to use that argument. This site is supposed to be funny for the most part, not horrible and tragic. "**** my life" is NOT supposed to be taken literally, so JokkesenDK can go calm the **** down now.
boatkicker 5
I must shoot down this argument 5 times a week but it just gets on my nerves. It makes me feel a little better to know that someone else actually agrees with me. :)
bmoney2011 0
Boatkicker...I freaking
boatkicker 5
You freaking what?
withered 30
Wooow I feel sorry for you! But it could be worse, Lady GaGa is yet OK, what if you'd got Pussycat Dolls or some other shit like that.
Nickel05 15
shut it you! i drive 4 hours from Kentucky to Ohio all the time to see my family! It's not that bad. Also, YDI for not liking Lady Gaga. If you hate her so much, plug in your iPod, take a nap, read a book, i dont care! youre such a little baby for putting this up as an FML.
NitemareB4Xmasx3 0
Lady GaGa isn't that horrible. Like it's been said, at least it wasn't Miley Cyrus, or some other stupid band.
foxyshadis 0
Yeah, let's see you listen to something that "isn't that horrible" at top volume for four hours straight. Someone should pack an ipod.
glamorousdays 0
Sooo not an FML. Lady Gaga is awesome. And like #205 said, at least it isn't someone like Miley Cyrus.
apfunction 0
who gives a shit lady gaga is not that bad
paris78_fml 0
really? you're bitching about a four hour drive? that's nothing. and what's wrong with gaga? come on.
Mumblstiltskin 0
Umm, first of all, 4 hours is nothing. Second, feel lucky that you CAN just drive to France. There's no interesting countries Americans can drive to, so suck it up. And yes, Lady GaGa is dreadfully tacky music, the image of the new, tasteless generation, but--as I said before--YOU'RE GOING TO FRANCE! Damn snob...
mrburling92 0
One word: iPod
Shieldmaiden 0
You've obviously never driven from Washington DC to Orlando, Florida with atleast 500 teenagers, and an adult for every 20 teens. It is miserable, so no whining. You are going to France, and you don't have to pay ridiculous airfare, so a little Lady Gaga isn't terrible payment.