Today, I made my mom a mix CD for her car. It took me ages to find just the right songs that would be perfect for her. When I played it for her in the car, she took it out and threw it out of the window. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the guy I liked how I felt by making him a mix CD. Confident, I gave it to him. After class, I went to the trash can to throw some paper away. I saw my mix CD in the trash. FML
Today, I lost my job. I was so upset that I put in my favorite mix CD of all the songs that get me feeling better. While scanning for my favorite song, I hit the car in front of me. FML
Today, my mom gave me and my brothers each a cd of her recent photoshoot for her book. I found out later that my mom didn't know how to burn only SOME of the photos on the CD, and ended up burning all of the photos onto the CD. Some of the photos were provocative. FML
Today, I connected my phone to my car’s Bluetooth to listen to music. I didn’t realize my playlist had shuffled onto an old voice memo where I'd drunkenly recorded myself singing a heartfelt love song about pizza. It played as my boss got in for our carpool to a conference. I had to sit through the drive while she hummed along to “Cheese, you complete me.” FML
Today, I was in the car going to a concert with my family. I was listening to my iPod, when the wheel broke and I couldn't change the song. So for the rest of the trip, I was stuck either listening to my parents arguing, or Don't Worry, Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin on repeat. FML
Today, I tried to create the perfect playlist for a road trip. I spent a long while curating it, but when I hit the shuffle button, it started playing a bunch of annoying nursery rhymes. Apparently, I'd accidentally merged my list with my nephew's. FML
Today, after an argument with my pianist girlfriend about how bad my favourite song would sound on the piano, she stormed out of the room crying, leaving behind a CD. It was the piano version of the song she'd made for me. FML
Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML
Today, my mom drove my car and had to make a U-turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she sped up to turn, running off the road and denting my car. To make things worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions, then followed that up with, "It's not that bad." FML
Today, I had to share a car with my dad and stepmother. My stepmother managed to get hammered at lunch and spent the hour-long car trip drunkenly mistaking the heating controls for the radio. FML
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Fail_Pig 0
Stop trying to be nice to your mother until she appreciates this kind of shit. Then move out. The end.
pebbles93 0
yur moms a bitch
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skullbashd 3
first ans suc for you
skullbashd 3
yay I was actually first sorry bout bad spelling I wanted first butnop yes indeed fyl
inurockx 0
shows how much your mom cares
danyfuckinheatle 0
shitty :(
Phantom324 0
I'm going to reply tithe first comment so everyone sees this and calls me a douchebag!
cookookachoo 0
should have put Scatman on... then she would have sex with you
chili10 18
that's exactly what I was thinking, your mom must be a bitch or you just happened to have chosen her absolute least favorite music.... even so I don't understand why she had to trow it out the window. fyl
luvpav 0
My moms done tht before with a cd by the Game. :(!!!!
ZoroFresh 0
I guess you learned that the Jonas bros suck today
chili10 18
I'd throw a cd from the game out the window too if my child put it on while I was driving. One must respect the driver and their taste in music.
luvpav 0
My mom is too Indian. She doesn't understand The Game. :D !
StoryOfTheYear 15
Shoulda thrown her out after it Ignorant beyotch
TaylorTotsYumm 10
If it was county music, then you absolutely deserve it.
oppsalot 0
punk rock princess?
azhein 0
but the music would still be on your computer and cd's aren't that expensive
j178 0
*country
Mack7273 0
wow, what a bitch
VaJJ23 0
well what did you expect after putting Justin bieber songs on there?
Mortanious 0
I second your comment.
YourEvilHero 12
I'm making a cd for my mom to. if she does this to mine I will slap her sideways
firstdbzmaker 15
haha i made my mom a CD last week too, she didn't like the songs but she atleast kept it :)
ladyluck82 9
34 - I agree...How shelfish & ignorant of her! Although, sounds like something MY mom would do...I know...sad...
time4coffee 3
Guess you didn't know which songs were actually "perfect" for her
Drakorex 10
:0 hahaha
ad_astra_taurus 2
iicaptain, you have beautiful dogs. On a leeetle side note actually pertaining to the fml; my mom does not like me changing her music in the car >_< I like to sneak CDs in there before she gets in tho haha
BabyDacey 0
if she is a bitch like tht don't do anything nice for her (:
Tantaran 0
ahahahaha Today I found out my daughter listens to horrible music. After i threw her awful mix cd out the car window, I got pulled over for litering. fml.
emmanizzer 6
awww i did that for my mom too but she ended up listening to npr anyway.... but at least she didnt throw it out the window ha
FarSide 23
It shows he did not know what his mother likes. And his mother is like a heartless bitch.
rickusa 1
Nice.... u can't just think that u can find a perfect song to someone... next time be smart and ask her what songs she would like to have in a CD
thegreenguy 0
ur moms a bitch
pebbles93 0
yur moms a bitch
Fail_Pig 0
Stop trying to be nice to your mother until she appreciates this kind of shit. Then move out. The end.
xgymchickx23 0
try again?
allmidnighteyes 11
YDI for probably not having Neutral Milk Hotel on your driving jams
Fabby_fml 2
It simply proves that the OP isn't a pretentious asshole. No awesome people listen to NMH.
Mirorbo 27
Well, darling, now you know not to make nor buy nice things for your mother in the future. Apparently she doesn't care.
allmidnighteyes 11
Yeah, that, or just throw her out the window.
White_Fury 0
hahha 11 FTW!
the_flirtt 0
haha wow