Today, my family and I are driving down to France and it's going to take 4 hours. If that wasn't bad enough, my mum decides that she is going to listen to the CD my sister bought her for Christmas on repeat for the whole journey. It's Lady Gaga. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, we started our 17 hour drive to Michigan for spring break. My mom decided to go to Target to buy some music CDs. All she bought was three Nicki Minaj CDs. She has already replayed the first CD four times. 14 hours to go. FML
Today, I'm driving with to Vancouver with my aunt. It's been four hours and she still hasn't gotten tired of her lone Nickelback CD yet. FML
Today, I was in the car going to a concert with my family. I was listening to my iPod, when the wheel broke and I couldn't change the song. So for the rest of the trip, I was stuck either listening to my parents arguing, or Don't Worry, Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin on repeat. FML
Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz, and my girlfriend who thinks she's a good singer. FML
Today, I made my mom a mix CD for her car. It took me ages to find just the right songs that would be perfect for her. When I played it for her in the car, she took it out and threw it out of the window. FML
Today, during a family road trip, my mom decided to spring a surprise conversion on us. This included screaming bible verses, blasting crazy gospel music and sobbing that we needed to repent before we’re all condemned to hell for eternity. She did this for 4 hours straight. FML
Today, after we drove to France to go to a jazz festival, we'd arrived in the evening after a 600 km drive, and my wife made a misstep and broke her ankle, it's the next day and we drove back home. After the first toll booth, the electric car window would no longer go up, so we drove with the window open for the remaining 500 km. FML
Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML
Today, I had to endure a long drive from Poland to England. We weren't allowed to open our windows. My mum threw up. Twice. FML
Today, we drove six hours to get to our holiday cottage only to realise that my girlfriend had forgotten her suitcase. This put her in a bad mood, so she made ME drive six hours back to her flat to get it, then when I got there, I realised HER keys to HER FLAT were still in HER handbag six hours back at the cottage. FML
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musicislife1995_fml 0
lady gaga is AMAZING. feel priviledged ;) although If you hate her so much, FYL
the_stereotype 0
i really have on opinion on lady gaga, but i feel like the whole purpose of the fml was just to rag on lady gaga. honestly, nobody cares who the OP likes or dislikes, so stop begging for attention. also, you can use an ipod, cd player, whatever to block out the noise and listen to whatever you want. so yeah...get over it.
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Comments (309)
ash92_fml 0
i love lady gaga :( seeing her live, april, winnn!
croma_fml 0
you be actin as if it be a bad thang grull
jverdouw 0
hey! don't be so harse on gaga!!! And haven't you seen the new telephone music video? No penis!!! Haha!!!!!!!
GMT11 0
YDI for hating lady gaga!!
XYZzzzzzzz 0
get an i pod lol. and four hrs isnt soo long a car ride
XenoMorph9 0
Jesus that would be pure hell for me
Brooklynn2796 0
Lady Gaga is a f*ck*ng Retarded *ss b*tch and i hope she dies. but 4 hours iis not a long car ride at all.. i've been through a 26hour car ride.. we only stopped to use the bath room
jalopotan 8
Dude?I would kill for that!Really?I mean just really?I had to listen to f*ck*n Tik Tok 24/7 driving all the way home and all the way to Montana.....!Yeah 4 hours that's soooo bad!Be happy you got to listen to a divi while you were in the car!I had to listen to a shrieking child...A rude *ss f*ck*n sister who takes up 7/8 of the back seat and oh I get 1 quarter of 1/8?thats like torture plus I had to sit in the car listenin to mom and dad fight also try having your computer charger stolen so your selfish sister can get on facebook while you need to do your homework...i had to put in Lady Gaga teeth just to shut em up....and then we talked about Scary Movies...
jalopotan 8
Believe it or not yesi am a male i dont know why but since i hang around mostly females I kinda get sucked into there music xD yet Mirilyn Manson is good i also had to listen to Criss Crocker mind in the gutter about 20 times D= dont even tell me i would rather listen to ****** this is sparta remix!!!
hottieluver 0
lady gagas actually a Gud singer