Today, I went on a second date with a seemingly great guy. Over drinks, I asked him what his plans for the future were. He replied that he wanted to have at least two kids, so he could start a family vlog prank channel. I laughed. He was serious. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a second date with a guy who seemed perfect in every way possible. That is until he started mentioned how children are a deal-breaker for him. I had to break it to him that I have a 14 month old daughter. He actually had the balls to ask if I'd ever consider foster care. Seriously, dude? FML
Today, I agreed to go on a date with this really nice guy. Halfway through the date, he started talking about his wife and kids. FML
Today, I had a third date with a great guy. Over dinner, he told me that he wanted to see more of me. When I agreed, he pulled out his schedule book and started to tell me he was dating 5 other women besides me. He then told me what week in the "rotation" would be mine. He wasn't kidding. FML
Today, I got asked out for the second time in my life. Since my first date didn't go so well I thought I might have better luck with a different guy. I had to end the date when he confessed it was his destiny to kill his father. FML
Today, my temporarily unemployed husband had a brain wave. I'm five months pregnant and we have a 4-year-old. He thinks we should start a family vlog on YouTube, so we can get rich. I hate those awful family vlogs with a passion. FML
Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML
Today, and because our relationship is getting serious, I asked my boyfriend about his stance on having kids one day. He practically projectile vomited on the carpet, which is probably not a good sign. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year told me he is at the point in his life where he is ready to start a family, get married and have a baby. He also casually stated that he wished he could meet someone he could see himself settling down with. FML
Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with, "Hah, just kidding. You're fucking BORING!" FML
Today, I was on a date, and I tried breaking the ice by telling him my best joke. He laughed hysterically for a good 10 seconds, started beating the table with his fist, then suddenly went deadpan and said, "No, seriously, you're a moron. Screw this date." FML
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Top comments
cuz803 46
I feel bad for those potential kids. Do yourself a favor and keep away from him. I've seen YouTube couples do this loads of times. They have kids simply to profit off the children which leads to abuse of the kids. Not always the case but that's usually how it goes. I repeat, do not have kids with that selfish blowhard.
RichardPencil 32
This is when you look around for a hidden camera. Ask him if this is a vlog prank. This is when you tell him to go have drinks with the guys who talk to their mom when she's on the toilet.
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cuz803 46
I feel bad for those potential kids. Do yourself a favor and keep away from him. I've seen YouTube couples do this loads of times. They have kids simply to profit off the children which leads to abuse of the kids. Not always the case but that's usually how it goes. I repeat, do not have kids with that selfish blowhard.
RichardPencil 32
This is when you look around for a hidden camera. Ask him if this is a vlog prank. This is when you tell him to go have drinks with the guys who talk to their mom when she's on the toilet.
ahabsfan 17
Second date and you want to know his plans for the future? I’m surprised he gave you an answer instead of just getting up and running away.
GalaxyGirl1123_fml 14
Don't you think it's better to know in advance and break it off before there's feelings than building a relationship AND THEN ask the hard questions?