Today, my family and I are driving down to France and it's going to take 4 hours. If that wasn't bad enough, my mum decides that she is going to listen to the CD my sister bought her for Christmas on repeat for the whole journey. It's Lady Gaga. FML
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Today, we started our 17 hour drive to Michigan for spring break. My mom decided to go to Target to buy some music CDs. All she bought was three Nicki Minaj CDs. She has already replayed the first CD four times. 14 hours to go. FML
Today, I'm driving with to Vancouver with my aunt. It's been four hours and she still hasn't gotten tired of her lone Nickelback CD yet. FML
Today, I was in the car going to a concert with my family. I was listening to my iPod, when the wheel broke and I couldn't change the song. So for the rest of the trip, I was stuck either listening to my parents arguing, or Don't Worry, Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin on repeat. FML
Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz, and my girlfriend who thinks she's a good singer. FML
Today, I made my mom a mix CD for her car. It took me ages to find just the right songs that would be perfect for her. When I played it for her in the car, she took it out and threw it out of the window. FML
Today, during a family road trip, my mom decided to spring a surprise conversion on us. This included screaming bible verses, blasting crazy gospel music and sobbing that we needed to repent before we’re all condemned to hell for eternity. She did this for 4 hours straight. FML
Today, after we drove to France to go to a jazz festival, we'd arrived in the evening after a 600 km drive, and my wife made a misstep and broke her ankle, it's the next day and we drove back home. After the first toll booth, the electric car window would no longer go up, so we drove with the window open for the remaining 500 km. FML
Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML
Today, I had to endure a long drive from Poland to England. We weren't allowed to open our windows. My mum threw up. Twice. FML
Today, we drove six hours to get to our holiday cottage only to realise that my girlfriend had forgotten her suitcase. This put her in a bad mood, so she made ME drive six hours back to her flat to get it, then when I got there, I realised HER keys to HER FLAT were still in HER handbag six hours back at the cottage. FML
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musicislife1995_fml 0
lady gaga is AMAZING. feel priviledged ;) although If you hate her so much, FYL
the_stereotype 0
i really have on opinion on lady gaga, but i feel like the whole purpose of the fml was just to rag on lady gaga. honestly, nobody cares who the OP likes or dislikes, so stop begging for attention. also, you can use an ipod, cd player, whatever to block out the noise and listen to whatever you want. so yeah...get over it.
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npbdancer 0
seriously? every summer i drive 12 hours down and back to colorado on vacation. since most of the time we're drivin through nothin but prairie, no radio signal. we get to take turns with the portable dvd player. an hour with it (: an hour without :( that adds up to SIX hours of NOTHING!!!
fishrocker 0
ever heard of an iPod or a cd player? a 7 year old has more common sense than you. your life doesn't suck, you make It suck through your stupidity
boatkicker 5
Ever hear of being broke and not having the money for an ipod or cd player?
fudrick 0
Ever heard of people who don't own an iPod? Dumbass.
catatonicsleep 17
if her mum has the music on loud she might not be able to hear her ipod
bmoney2011 0
Iitttsss the cliiiiiiimbbbb!!! I honestly don't even know slipnot is saying... Ice ice baby too colddd too cold, Alright stop, colaborate and listen Ice is back with mah brand new invention Somethin grabs a hold of me tightly Flowin like a hawk movin daily and nighly Will it ever stop yo I don't know!! Ha
ndiesal 0
Lady Gaga sucks, FYL hard
FreddyLunch 0
Epic fail of the lyrics there. I am 15 and I can recite the whole song. Go figure. Alright now stop, Collaberate and listen. Ice is back with a brand new invention, Something grabs a hold of me tightly. Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly. Will it ever stop, Yo? I don't know. Turn off the lights and I'll glow To the extreme I rock the mic like a vandal, Light up the stage and wax a chump like a candle Dance, rush the speaker that boom 'Cause I'm killin' your brain like a poisonous mushroom. Deadly, when I play a dope melody. Anything less than the best is a felony. Love it or leave it you better gain weight, You better hit the bullseye the kid don't play it, and if there was a problem yo' I'll solve it, Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it. ...
grrrarrrg2 2
4 hours isnt a long trip at all. Im sure you can find an ipod or disc man or shit even a walkman with a cassette tape to listen to something else. Not an FML. Even if Lady gaga sucks
bmoney2011 0
Oh you're cool.
Starfire22 5
Haha I find it funny that everyone assumes that everyone else has an iPod or mp3 player! I remember when only one or two people had one...
bmoney2011 0
I would just make my own music without one. I'm on drumline so I got the rght rhythms mmmm
Maddoctor 10
I think I'd rather listen to music I don't particularly like than have to listen to 4 hours of someone hitting the window/back of a seat/the center console of a car with drumsticks. I get enough of that being in band and having to listen to my friends in drumline practicing for football games rather than playing the performance music that they're in band for.
greennblue10 2
That's not bad ... better than the jonas brothers and taylor swift.
maaikemoes 0
4 hours isn't really long for a trip :S Be glad! Use your mp3 player or something to block out those songs if you want to. It's really not that hard.