Today, my extremely religious grandmother disowned me for watching Supernatural. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Go out please!
Today, I woke up to my overly religious grandmother trying to shove salt down my throat yelling "DEMON BE GONE!". Why? I didn't wear the cross neckless she bought me. FML
Today, I told my parents I no longer believe in the religion they strictly raised me under. They responded by kicking me out of the house. I'm broke, jobless, and the only person that will take me in is my psycho ex-girlfriend who never got over me. FML
Freedom
Today, I’m devastated that I had to completely sever all ties with my mother. She’s a hyper religious zealot who’s gone as far as to threaten to kidnap my children in order to get them baptized after I refused to raise them in her archaic, abusive, oppressive cult-like “church”. FML
Today, my psychotic grandma set fire to our Christmas tree because she refuses to let us celebrate what she calls a twisted pagan holiday. FML
Turn the other cheek
Today, my dad got married to a woman who's an atheist and makes fun of me for being a devout Christian. FML
Quality family time
Today, my psycho grandma yelled at me for being an "immature brat" by not offering to wash the dishes after dinner. I reminded her that when I offered last time, she raged at me for being "condescending." She responded by faking a heart attack and getting me indefinitely grounded. FML
Zealous new convert
Today, my daughter told me that now that she's a Christian, I can no longer see my grandchildren unless I repent from my "homosexual lifestyle." FML
Today, my religious parents were hosting a family dinner. Not only did we have to wait over an hour for my grandma to finally show up, but when she did, she had her 30 year old boytoy in tow. Apparently, "Granny has needs too you know, hahaha!" Goodbye peaceful family. FML
"Tubular Bells" by Mike Oldfield starts playing…
Today, my mom admitted to me that, when I was a baby, my grandmother kidnapped me and took me to the priest to perform an exorcism, because she swore I was the "spawn of Satan." FML
Today, my mom bitched me out, calling me a selfish pig and saying that the reason I don't have a girlfriend is because I'm so conceited. All of this because I started watching the latest episodes of Breaking Bad without her. FML
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donuts678 25
Throw salt on her
nourHERE 15
you're not allowed to read Harry Potter either huh
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Comments (175)
C0bblepot 11
This isn't a fml, your mum just saved you from that fandom.
mareike 16
Love that show
interesting33 37
I'm guessing she is Christian - but surely part of being Christian is loving other people - not disowning them. Jesus hung out with 'sinners'. I know I do do things that aren't Christian, but I think the loving part is pretty fundamental
anonynous97 13
As a Christian, I think it's okay to watch and enjoy whatever is on television that sparks your interest, so long as you do it with your brain switched on and don't let the show influence how you live.
BagelTheOtaku 25
Who needs a grandmother when you have supernatural
DeviousDreamer 13
I almost had that happen to me! I made a needlework of their demonic protection tattoo/symbol and my mom and I had a fight that lasted three days. Thankfully, my dad backed me up.
CharlotteColeman 6
How dare she disrupt the fandom!?
patbauxx 12
she would probably change her mind when she sees castiel
lanai80 24
You should chant in Latin like they do when she starts fighting you again! xD
PopularPoptart 8
Carry on my wayward OP