ygma
Mansfield, United States
Today, my extremely religious grandmother disowned me for watching Supernatural. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
night_fox88
Camden, United States
Go out please!
Today, I woke up to my overly religious grandmother trying to shove salt down my throat yelling "DEMON BE GONE!". Why? I didn't wear the cross neckless she bought me. FML
non believer
United States
Today, I told my parents I no longer believe in the religion they strictly raised me under. They responded by kicking me out of the house. I'm broke, jobless, and the only person that will take me in is my psycho ex-girlfriend who never got over me. FML
heartbroken
United States
Freedom
Today, I’m devastated that I had to completely sever all ties with my mother. She’s a hyper religious zealot who’s gone as far as to threaten to kidnap my children in order to get them baptized after I refused to raise them in her archaic, abusive, oppressive cult-like “church”. FML
take a fucking seat, gran
Fullerton, United States
Today, my psychotic grandma set fire to our Christmas tree because she refuses to let us celebrate what she calls a twisted pagan holiday. FML
Anonymous
United States
Turn the other cheek
Today, my dad got married to a woman who's an atheist and makes fun of me for being a devout Christian. FML
really mature, GRAN
El Macero, United States
Quality family time
Today, my psycho grandma yelled at me for being an "immature brat" by not offering to wash the dishes after dinner. I reminded her that when I offered last time, she raged at me for being "condescending." She responded by faking a heart attack and getting me indefinitely grounded. FML
Anonymous
Zealous new convert
Today, my daughter told me that now that she's a Christian, I can no longer see my grandchildren unless I repent from my "homosexual lifestyle." FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my religious parents were hosting a family dinner. Not only did we have to wait over an hour for my grandma to finally show up, but when she did, she had her 30 year old boytoy in tow. Apparently, "Granny has needs too you know, hahaha!" Goodbye peaceful family. FML
Sodapop40
"Tubular Bells" by Mike Oldfield starts playing…
Today, my mom admitted to me that, when I was a baby, my grandmother kidnapped me and took me to the priest to perform an exorcism, because she swore I was the "spawn of Satan." FML
elijah
United States
Today, my mom bitched me out, calling me a selfish pig and saying that the reason I don't have a girlfriend is because I'm so conceited. All of this because I started watching the latest episodes of Breaking Bad without her. FML
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donuts678 25
Throw salt on her
nourHERE 15
you're not allowed to read Harry Potter either huh
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nourHERE 15
you're not allowed to read Harry Potter either huh
kewpiesuicide 29
I wasn't! Or allowed to eat Lucky Charms because it was 'cereal for pagans'
helptheorphans 17
anyone want to explain what this show is about?
MonstreBelle 29
15- It's about two brothers that hunt supernatural beings, like ghosts and demons, after their mom was killed by one
nourHERE 15
2 attractive guys fighting everything that's "supernatural"
JinxTheQueen 16
A baby in a trench coat, a man who deserves to be loved, two unlucky hunks, sensitive lucifer, daddy issues, and Dick. I summed up season 1-8 for you.
DoomedGemini 38
As a pagan, I assure you that we DO eat lucky charms.
hope1103 20
lmao my parents are the same way. My mom hates that I've watch it
awesumous 16
#35 That was amazing, perfect summary!
thawny_fml 21
Man she's sure in for a rude shock when she dies and there's no heaven.
joshszz_fml 27
#115 There is a heaven. Where else would Bobby be?
yenze 18
What a supernatural thing to do
LilMissCanadian 22
No.
Talonshere 14
I don't think you are aware of what supernatural means.
Jpev 14
I would've done the same
beeferjay 34
praise jebus
tantanpanda 26
Your profile picture shows a plane and that is unholy! Repent, you demon spawn!
SharSjar 7
Omg.. It's just a show people.. The most epic one, but still just a show. No reason to disown someone...
XXFMLXXQUEENXX 29
Why? Supernatural is such a good show!
epost1 13
Not after season 4 it isnt
superross97 8
Maybe his extremely religious grandma doesn't care if a show with heavy satanic ideas is good?
joeyl2008 29
I really hope they reopen the cage
daniel271 13
I don't think you know what good mean's.
Ipeh 20
Not really
okaydisarray 17
30: you're kidding, right? Season 5 is one of the best. If you don't remember, I suggest you revisit. Seasons 7-9 were the iffy ones. If you haven't been watching though, I'd catch up as this season and the last have been good.
olpally 33
It's just a tv show, calm down granny or you're gonna get a tranquilizer! Lol
MrSassypants 34
Granny Tranquilizer is the name of my pop-punk band.
GreekGleek6 22
Totally worth it. Am I right?
Born2Pizza 23
I bet if you made her watch it she'd change her mind...
okaydisarray 17
...or not. I'm sure she'd lose her crap once it's revealed that God abandoned the world. Then there's the fact that the boys befriend a couple of demons and angels are complete asshats...
Queen_of_Night 20
Yeah... Angels and Demons really aren't too different in Supernatural, they're both kind of douches (except Cas)... No one knows where the **** Chuck went. We kind of adore Lucifer. And everyone just ignores that Adam is still in the pit.
nature_girl_08 14
#138 There's a theory that, since Jimmy went to Heaven when Cas was exploded by Lucifer, that when Cas hit Adam/Michael with that molotov, it sent Adam to Heaven. Plus they mention later that Lucifer and Michael only had Sam's soul to entertain them in the cage, perhaps another hint that Adam is in Heaven.
Angellove_666 3
Even in the last episode of season 11. I was kinda wondering are they going to show Adam. But they didn't.
dntbeadouche 25
apparently, granny needs to watch an episode or two.
ShellyLahey 14
Or all of them.
ImmortalSyn 17
Then get even more upset over them befriending the king of hell, the Angels being assholes, or God abandoning the world. I like the show but that would just anger granny even more.
coops456 14
Spn is love
koolkool994 28
No, it's not
KatieKoala 19
Yes, it is
brookenicolee29 27
Completely agree.
donuts678 25
Throw salt on her
gogo44444 28
And get some holy water!
MegamiKaosu 28
And maybe a demon circle just to be safe so you can watch in piece.
niceguy123 17
^^ it's a pentagram
DoomedGemini 38
The demon trap is not just a pentagram. It HAS a pentagram in it, but also the circle and symbols.
FryingPanHero 11
No need to. She's salty enough.
omzz15 23
That was my first thought when I read this