ygma
Mansfield, United States
Today, my extremely religious grandmother disowned me for watching Supernatural. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
night_fox88
Camden, United States
Go out please!
Today, I woke up to my overly religious grandmother trying to shove salt down my throat yelling "DEMON BE GONE!". Why? I didn't wear the cross neckless she bought me. FML
non believer
United States
Today, I told my parents I no longer believe in the religion they strictly raised me under. They responded by kicking me out of the house. I'm broke, jobless, and the only person that will take me in is my psycho ex-girlfriend who never got over me. FML
heartbroken
United States
Freedom
Today, I’m devastated that I had to completely sever all ties with my mother. She’s a hyper religious zealot who’s gone as far as to threaten to kidnap my children in order to get them baptized after I refused to raise them in her archaic, abusive, oppressive cult-like “church”. FML
take a fucking seat, gran
Fullerton, United States
Today, my psychotic grandma set fire to our Christmas tree because she refuses to let us celebrate what she calls a twisted pagan holiday. FML
Anonymous
United States
Turn the other cheek
Today, my dad got married to a woman who's an atheist and makes fun of me for being a devout Christian. FML
really mature, GRAN
El Macero, United States
Quality family time
Today, my psycho grandma yelled at me for being an "immature brat" by not offering to wash the dishes after dinner. I reminded her that when I offered last time, she raged at me for being "condescending." She responded by faking a heart attack and getting me indefinitely grounded. FML
Anonymous
Zealous new convert
Today, my daughter told me that now that she's a Christian, I can no longer see my grandchildren unless I repent from my "homosexual lifestyle." FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my religious parents were hosting a family dinner. Not only did we have to wait over an hour for my grandma to finally show up, but when she did, she had her 30 year old boytoy in tow. Apparently, "Granny has needs too you know, hahaha!" Goodbye peaceful family. FML
Sodapop40
"Tubular Bells" by Mike Oldfield starts playing…
Today, my mom admitted to me that, when I was a baby, my grandmother kidnapped me and took me to the priest to perform an exorcism, because she swore I was the "spawn of Satan." FML
elijah
United States
Today, my mom bitched me out, calling me a selfish pig and saying that the reason I don't have a girlfriend is because I'm so conceited. All of this because I started watching the latest episodes of Breaking Bad without her. FML
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donuts678 25
Throw salt on her
nourHERE 15
you're not allowed to read Harry Potter either huh
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DanaeZee 18
Tell her the truth about angels, prophets,heaven and god and drop the mic! BURN!
kenwolfy 14
She cant handle the cass/dean shipping powers
xxsakuraxx 29
Your grandmother is an assbutt who deserves to be locked in the cage with Michael and Lucifer. Jk! But seriously, you should tell her that its about two brothers saving people and hunting evil things. You know, the family business! If she still wants to be a sanctimonious assbutt, then watch it anyway and don't bring it up around her.
typical_senpai 19
You're still going to watch though, right?
SynysterKilljoy 10
Mmmm, Supernatural or Grandma.... I'd go with Supernatural
yousowould 8
Is she the kind of person who says "Halloween is the devils birthday " as well ?
pavelchekov 12
If she saw some of the things I say on my tumblr about some of the actors from that show she'd burst into flames
CarouselHeart 11
This is hilarious to me because I hate Supernatural. XD
Drentiful 9
Supernatural is love, Supernatural is life.
wogboy84 11
Was she afraid you would like Crowly over Sam and Dean?