Today, I woke up to my overly religious grandmother trying to shove salt down my throat yelling "DEMON BE GONE!". Why? I didn't wear the cross neckless she bought me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my extremely religious grandmother disowned me for watching Supernatural. FML
Today, my psycho grandma yelled at me for being an "immature brat" by not offering to wash the dishes after dinner. I reminded her that when I offered last time, she raged at me for being "condescending." She responded by faking a heart attack and getting me indefinitely grounded. FML
Today, a stranger yelled, "Non-believers shouldn't wear these!" He then took my rosary and ran off. It belonged to my dead brother. FML
Today, a woman stopped me and started chewing me out for wearing a pentagram necklace. I explained to her that is wasn't a pentagram, it was a Star of David. She continued chewing me out because apparently that still means I hate Jesus. FML
Today, my non-English-speaking grandma bought me a new t-shirt. It would've been sweet if it didn't have the word "bondage" written on the back in pretty, bold letters. I had no choice but to wear it while we went shopping. FML
Today, my mom admitted to me that, when I was a baby, my grandmother kidnapped me and took me to the priest to perform an exorcism, because she swore I was the "spawn of Satan." FML
Today, since my alarm didn’t go off at 7 a.m., I awoke to my mother attempting to perform Necromancy on me “as a joke.” She wore a black robe and everything. FML
Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML
Today, as I was brushing my teeth, I heard my mum praying to God to help her "get rid of such a stupid child". I have no idea what I've done wrong, and she's refused to talk to me all day. FML
Today, my insanely religious 60-year-old neighbor screamed at me when I left my home to go to work. I was wearing jeans and that’s apparently improper for a female adult. FML
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Top comments
jriley4u 17
Neckless = no neck Necklace= jewelry worn around the neck
RebeccaMcQ 15
Go back to school pls
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Comments (10)
RichardPencil 32
Salt? That's no good for demonic possession. Tell your idiot grandmother to watch "The Exorcist" to know what the **** to do!
RebeccaMcQ 15
Go back to school pls
jriley4u 17
Neckless = no neck Necklace= jewelry worn around the neck
Mungolikecandy 19
It sounds like she may have some form of mental disorder such as hyperreligiousity if such a small act can trigger such a response.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
time for gam gam to go to a mental facility
mfranks19891989 10
What did you do? Your grandmother is either super religious or has been watching to much supernatural.
Elisabetha Aarron 18
Did you even read the FML before commenting??
bl3ur0z3 17
The bigger crime is your spelling of necklace.
Vern Ehlers 5
Have her arrested and charged with assault.
ThrottleJockey 36
Don't you mean assalt?
ojosRojos 28
“Neckless” lmao
BurnInDemonFire 39
Have the fruitcake committed.