Today, my extremely religious grandmother disowned me for watching Supernatural. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Go out please!
Today, I woke up to my overly religious grandmother trying to shove salt down my throat yelling "DEMON BE GONE!". Why? I didn't wear the cross neckless she bought me. FML
Today, I told my parents I no longer believe in the religion they strictly raised me under. They responded by kicking me out of the house. I'm broke, jobless, and the only person that will take me in is my psycho ex-girlfriend who never got over me. FML
Freedom
Today, I’m devastated that I had to completely sever all ties with my mother. She’s a hyper religious zealot who’s gone as far as to threaten to kidnap my children in order to get them baptized after I refused to raise them in her archaic, abusive, oppressive cult-like “church”. FML
Today, my psychotic grandma set fire to our Christmas tree because she refuses to let us celebrate what she calls a twisted pagan holiday. FML
Turn the other cheek
Today, my dad got married to a woman who's an atheist and makes fun of me for being a devout Christian. FML
Quality family time
Today, my psycho grandma yelled at me for being an "immature brat" by not offering to wash the dishes after dinner. I reminded her that when I offered last time, she raged at me for being "condescending." She responded by faking a heart attack and getting me indefinitely grounded. FML
Zealous new convert
Today, my daughter told me that now that she's a Christian, I can no longer see my grandchildren unless I repent from my "homosexual lifestyle." FML
Today, my religious parents were hosting a family dinner. Not only did we have to wait over an hour for my grandma to finally show up, but when she did, she had her 30 year old boytoy in tow. Apparently, "Granny has needs too you know, hahaha!" Goodbye peaceful family. FML
"Tubular Bells" by Mike Oldfield starts playing…
Today, my mom admitted to me that, when I was a baby, my grandmother kidnapped me and took me to the priest to perform an exorcism, because she swore I was the "spawn of Satan." FML
Today, my mom bitched me out, calling me a selfish pig and saying that the reason I don't have a girlfriend is because I'm so conceited. All of this because I started watching the latest episodes of Breaking Bad without her. FML
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donuts678 25
Throw salt on her
nourHERE 15
you're not allowed to read Harry Potter either huh
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Comments (175)
elizacandle 29
things like this.make.me glad my grandparents are dead. #spnfamily
Kiernan151 25
Thats kinda extreme dont you think?
thatonetribute 31
WORTH IT! Carry on my wayward son, OP.
Scorpio01 16
Tell her you feel she is an alien... Video her reaction Post on YouTube Result=money.
suckceed 17
Be honest now, she found your wincest collection didn't she?
xxsakuraxx 29
Ohh man! I wish i could favorite your comment.
rkphillips72 6
Imagine if you had the anti possession like me
trtnt25 19
I got the anti demon possession tattoo on my thigh and my family mostly scowled and rolled their eyes
bandkidforlife1 4
I'm getting one next year, I just have to save up for it
TacoCat15 10
I wish I could reply with pictures. Supernatural is so awesome though.
harpr69 2
you don't need that kind of negativity in your life. put her as in a home
stayreal96 17
You dont need that kind of negativity in your life.
TexasGirl24 15
At least you still have Supernatural