ygma
Mansfield, United States
Today, my extremely religious grandmother disowned me for watching Supernatural. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
night_fox88
Camden, United States
Go out please!
Today, I woke up to my overly religious grandmother trying to shove salt down my throat yelling "DEMON BE GONE!". Why? I didn't wear the cross neckless she bought me. FML
non believer
United States
Today, I told my parents I no longer believe in the religion they strictly raised me under. They responded by kicking me out of the house. I'm broke, jobless, and the only person that will take me in is my psycho ex-girlfriend who never got over me. FML
heartbroken
United States
Freedom
Today, I’m devastated that I had to completely sever all ties with my mother. She’s a hyper religious zealot who’s gone as far as to threaten to kidnap my children in order to get them baptized after I refused to raise them in her archaic, abusive, oppressive cult-like “church”. FML
take a fucking seat, gran
Fullerton, United States
Today, my psychotic grandma set fire to our Christmas tree because she refuses to let us celebrate what she calls a twisted pagan holiday. FML
Anonymous
United States
Turn the other cheek
Today, my dad got married to a woman who's an atheist and makes fun of me for being a devout Christian. FML
really mature, GRAN
El Macero, United States
Quality family time
Today, my psycho grandma yelled at me for being an "immature brat" by not offering to wash the dishes after dinner. I reminded her that when I offered last time, she raged at me for being "condescending." She responded by faking a heart attack and getting me indefinitely grounded. FML
Anonymous
Zealous new convert
Today, my daughter told me that now that she's a Christian, I can no longer see my grandchildren unless I repent from my "homosexual lifestyle." FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my religious parents were hosting a family dinner. Not only did we have to wait over an hour for my grandma to finally show up, but when she did, she had her 30 year old boytoy in tow. Apparently, "Granny has needs too you know, hahaha!" Goodbye peaceful family. FML
Sodapop40
"Tubular Bells" by Mike Oldfield starts playing…
Today, my mom admitted to me that, when I was a baby, my grandmother kidnapped me and took me to the priest to perform an exorcism, because she swore I was the "spawn of Satan." FML
elijah
United States
Today, my mom bitched me out, calling me a selfish pig and saying that the reason I don't have a girlfriend is because I'm so conceited. All of this because I started watching the latest episodes of Breaking Bad without her. FML
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donuts678 25
Throw salt on her
nourHERE 15
you're not allowed to read Harry Potter either huh
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MrGibbs25 20
hey hey, I love that show!!
solarsanteria 15
worth it
sjb_2015 20
Clearly Granny wanted the apocalypse to happen.
hpandher 16
Imagine what would happen if you were watching Game of thrones
yellowzinnias 20
This reminds me of when I was getting ready for LeakyCon last year! I went to have a mani/pedi done and the old church lady next to me started talking to me. She asked if I was getting my nails done for any special occasion, so I told her I was going to a Harry Potter convention. "Harry Potter...ain't he the magic feller?" *excited to share a topic that I love so much that I did my master's research around it* "Yeah! It's a series of books about this boy who finds out he's a wizard and --" "Oh lawd, you need Jesus! You can't read about magic! That takes you away from the holy baby Jesus!" It was so awkward with me trapped in the pedicure chair next to her, I just tuned her out and ignored her. She kept going on and on about how I needed to repent. The nail tech looked up several times and mouthed "sorry!" I had my toenails painted navy blue and moved to the manicure table. They didn't have a gel lacquer in the navy, so the tech suggested black, since most people wouldn't be able to tell the difference. She started painting as the church lady was leaving, and the last thing I heard was, "OH JESUS, NOW SHE'S GETTING BLACK FINGERNAILS!" before she RAN out of the salon. Everyone -- myself, the techs, and the other customers -- burst out laughing.
sjewel 9
as akward as the moment would of felt you now have a hilarious story for the rest of your life lol
bobjope 17
Should I start singing Carry On until you feel better.
Kristen320 21
This is when you lure her into a devil's trap or put holy water into her next drink
bella_nana347 23
That assbutt!
rhirhi923 23
Supernatural is bae
InnocenceBlue 38
That sounds like the time I accidentally told the Jehovah's Witnesses that come to my house that my favourite tv show was supernatural.