Today, my extremely religious grandmother disowned me for watching Supernatural. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Go out please!
Today, I woke up to my overly religious grandmother trying to shove salt down my throat yelling "DEMON BE GONE!". Why? I didn't wear the cross neckless she bought me. FML
Today, I told my parents I no longer believe in the religion they strictly raised me under. They responded by kicking me out of the house. I'm broke, jobless, and the only person that will take me in is my psycho ex-girlfriend who never got over me. FML
Freedom
Today, I’m devastated that I had to completely sever all ties with my mother. She’s a hyper religious zealot who’s gone as far as to threaten to kidnap my children in order to get them baptized after I refused to raise them in her archaic, abusive, oppressive cult-like “church”. FML
Today, my psychotic grandma set fire to our Christmas tree because she refuses to let us celebrate what she calls a twisted pagan holiday. FML
Turn the other cheek
Today, my dad got married to a woman who's an atheist and makes fun of me for being a devout Christian. FML
Quality family time
Today, my psycho grandma yelled at me for being an "immature brat" by not offering to wash the dishes after dinner. I reminded her that when I offered last time, she raged at me for being "condescending." She responded by faking a heart attack and getting me indefinitely grounded. FML
Zealous new convert
Today, my daughter told me that now that she's a Christian, I can no longer see my grandchildren unless I repent from my "homosexual lifestyle." FML
Today, my religious parents were hosting a family dinner. Not only did we have to wait over an hour for my grandma to finally show up, but when she did, she had her 30 year old boytoy in tow. Apparently, "Granny has needs too you know, hahaha!" Goodbye peaceful family. FML
"Tubular Bells" by Mike Oldfield starts playing…
Today, my mom admitted to me that, when I was a baby, my grandmother kidnapped me and took me to the priest to perform an exorcism, because she swore I was the "spawn of Satan." FML
Today, my mom bitched me out, calling me a selfish pig and saying that the reason I don't have a girlfriend is because I'm so conceited. All of this because I started watching the latest episodes of Breaking Bad without her. FML
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donuts678 25
Throw salt on her
nourHERE 15
you're not allowed to read Harry Potter either huh
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Witchylady 18
If she is that naive then you are better off. There is no reasoning with crack pot religious thinkers. They see only one road of thought. Condemn everything they don't agree with and blame others for their own fears. Just accept it as so and move on. Do what you want to do and don't let her twisted ideas infect you. The concept of God is about love, empathy, kindness, understanding , patience etc. your TV viewing will hardly come up on Gods radar. I am quite sure God is having a giggle watching Supernatural cause the angelic realm is benevolent not malevolent and those story lines fell of the wagon the moment they detoured from the cool creepy scary story lines to the angelic fight club between Cas and the other angels and every demon ever known to man. That's just my opinion of course. Anyway. Chin up. I am sure in your life time you will come across more religious crazies. They are everywhere
carrotcart 15
I onced worked on supernatural, I guess I will have a swell time burning in hell.
GrumpyGrinch 23
Oh, dear Granny, that show is literally swarming with angels of the Lord!!! How can you not love it?? ;)
Nissi 17
I'm a Christian and I watch Supernatural. I just don't let my core self/values be swayed by it, or any other show.
aperron96 18
YDI. Supernatural sucks.
interesting33 37
You may not like it, but OP does not deserve to be disowned for watching a show. Seriously, I can't imagine much worse than a family member disowning me. You have my condolences OP
seguinbabe 2
That is the reason i dont tell her about the show and how i actually have the anti possession and the angel warding sign tattooed on me
dazdazdelight 11
That's completely messed up. Sure, the show is freaking awesome, but as long as you can distinguish fiction from real life, nobody should disown you over your entertainment preferences.
MsSPNFreak 1
Keep watching Supernatural, you don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
GalaxyShots 21
Call Cas. He'll change her mind.
ouijacorn 9
I would disown you for watching Supernatural too, though not for religious reasons.