Today, my left eye is bright red and painful. Also, I have pimples all over my genitals. Spoiler alert: it's herpes. The eye? A bacterial eye infection. Welcome to a week of pain. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I have a massive pimple right next to my eye. I can't even blink without hurting myself. There's also one on my thigh, so I can't move or sit down without hurting myself. And there's one below my armpit, so I can't move my arms without hurting myself. All I can say is, "Why me?" FML
Today, I have a UTI that spread to my kidneys, a yeast infection, and a herpes outbreak. Oh, and my period came this morning. FML
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
Today, I’ve been feeling like I got something stuck in my eye for hours. Nope, just one of those tiny blood vessels swollen up to the point it chafes on my eyelid. The only way I’m not in pain is by looking exclusively toward the extreme left. FML
Today, I was attempting to tame my bushy eyebrows, since I'm starting a new job in a few days and need to look somewhat presentable, when I poked myself in the eye. Hard. I thought I’d blinded myself for a few moments. Now it’s just red, sore and watery. FML
Today, my day started with me peeing in my own face. My eye still burns. FML
Today, I'd finally had enough of feeling awful and went to urgent care. As it turns out, the reason my throat was sore was because I have a sinus infection. The doctor explained my nose is producing pus, and that's what I'm swallowing and coughing up. Yuck. I also have pink eye on top of that. FML
Today, the heat rash that has been devouring my side for the last week was revealed to be something much worse: shingles. FML
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
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cuz803 46
OUCH! Please see a doctor soon. I hope you didn't contract eye herpes. Get your eye evaluated because herpes keratitis is known for causing blindness. I hope you don't have a reoccurring version of HSV.
Jessika Jensen 7
Please see a doctor. Even if it is the health department. I had a friend (had the keyword) who made the choice knowing the person they were sleeping with? Has the STD Herpes. He decided to continue the sexual relationship. All because that was the only person who would sleep with him. He was such a p.o.s. He was also seeing another girl who was NOT sleeping with him. But, the only thing they did was kiss. Guess who got herpes? Since he didn't have the guts to tell the girl he was kissing? He was seeing someone else, and sleeping with them. Nor did he have the guts to admit he had gotten herpes, and of course spread it.. He didn't have the guts to end either relationship. In the end though? Herpes girl dumped him. Had been seeing other people. Then the other girl he was seeing, but just kissing? Ended it all. Never spoke to him again, and is now married. He's alone.
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cuz803 46
OUCH! Please see a doctor soon. I hope you didn't contract eye herpes. Get your eye evaluated because herpes keratitis is known for causing blindness. I hope you don't have a reoccurring version of HSV.
Sweetie 5
Google eye herpes, that is some scary stuff.
Jessika Jensen 7
Please see a doctor. Even if it is the health department. I had a friend (had the keyword) who made the choice knowing the person they were sleeping with? Has the STD Herpes. He decided to continue the sexual relationship. All because that was the only person who would sleep with him. He was such a p.o.s. He was also seeing another girl who was NOT sleeping with him. But, the only thing they did was kiss. Guess who got herpes? Since he didn't have the guts to tell the girl he was kissing? He was seeing someone else, and sleeping with them. Nor did he have the guts to admit he had gotten herpes, and of course spread it.. He didn't have the guts to end either relationship. In the end though? Herpes girl dumped him. Had been seeing other people. Then the other girl he was seeing, but just kissing? Ended it all. Never spoke to him again, and is now married. He's alone.
bleachedraven 14
just desserts