ygma
Mansfield, United States
Today, my extremely religious grandmother disowned me for watching Supernatural. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
night_fox88
Camden, United States
Go out please!
Today, I woke up to my overly religious grandmother trying to shove salt down my throat yelling "DEMON BE GONE!". Why? I didn't wear the cross neckless she bought me. FML
non believer
United States
Today, I told my parents I no longer believe in the religion they strictly raised me under. They responded by kicking me out of the house. I'm broke, jobless, and the only person that will take me in is my psycho ex-girlfriend who never got over me. FML
heartbroken
United States
Freedom
Today, I’m devastated that I had to completely sever all ties with my mother. She’s a hyper religious zealot who’s gone as far as to threaten to kidnap my children in order to get them baptized after I refused to raise them in her archaic, abusive, oppressive cult-like “church”. FML
take a fucking seat, gran
Fullerton, United States
Today, my psychotic grandma set fire to our Christmas tree because she refuses to let us celebrate what she calls a twisted pagan holiday. FML
Anonymous
United States
Turn the other cheek
Today, my dad got married to a woman who's an atheist and makes fun of me for being a devout Christian. FML
really mature, GRAN
El Macero, United States
Quality family time
Today, my psycho grandma yelled at me for being an "immature brat" by not offering to wash the dishes after dinner. I reminded her that when I offered last time, she raged at me for being "condescending." She responded by faking a heart attack and getting me indefinitely grounded. FML
Anonymous
Zealous new convert
Today, my daughter told me that now that she's a Christian, I can no longer see my grandchildren unless I repent from my "homosexual lifestyle." FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my religious parents were hosting a family dinner. Not only did we have to wait over an hour for my grandma to finally show up, but when she did, she had her 30 year old boytoy in tow. Apparently, "Granny has needs too you know, hahaha!" Goodbye peaceful family. FML
Sodapop40
"Tubular Bells" by Mike Oldfield starts playing…
Today, my mom admitted to me that, when I was a baby, my grandmother kidnapped me and took me to the priest to perform an exorcism, because she swore I was the "spawn of Satan." FML
elijah
United States
Today, my mom bitched me out, calling me a selfish pig and saying that the reason I don't have a girlfriend is because I'm so conceited. All of this because I started watching the latest episodes of Breaking Bad without her. FML
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donuts678 25
Throw salt on her
nourHERE 15
you're not allowed to read Harry Potter either huh
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beeferjay 34
all these flavors and she chose to be salty...
JS4233 14
She just doesn't want you to be an idjit I suppose.
Earths_Venus 25
Offer to replace her carpet, paint a devil's trap on the floor and then put the new carpet down.
PotatosRGud 13
Fandoms; They do things to you
tosdyke 16
great show, good taste!
darthhera 11
Great show? Until season 6 at most.
Tripartita 45
Nothing says "I'm secure in my beliefs" like being threatened enough by a TV show to disown a member of your family.
ehmojj 6
it's literally a tv show
jaegerbritish 7
sucks that you were disowned but ydi for watching a shit show
confused_wandere 26
A show that has had eleven seasons can hardly be called "shit" can it? (FYI it's a freaking awesome show)
Estrangement 25
Hate all you want, but I agree with him. Supernatural is EXTREMELY overrated with a very generic story (I probably wouldn't go so far as to call it shit; there is much worse out there). It is almost as bad as Doctor Who, but not quite. Then again, its merely a matter of opinion. If you like generic plots, then more power to you. Also, the number of seasons doesn't mean shit. A lot of times, a spectacular show will have 1 or 2 seasons and shows that are total shit will have 10 or 11 seasons. That just depends of the director's desire to keep creating them or the network's desire to show them. Shows like The 4400 and Alphas were worthy or more seasons, but they didn't get them. Shows like some of the Stargates were total shit, but had a lot of seasons and a lot of episodes. There are also shows that have serious potential and amazing first seasons, but greatly deteriorate over time, such and Helix. Whatever the case, you can't base quality off of the number of seasons.
confused_wandere 26
I could tell you were trolling when you called Doctor Who and Stargate bad.
Estrangement 25
I didnt expect to get upvoted for having an unpopular opinion. But 108, I didn't mean all Stargates were bad; most of them were spectacular. But there were some that were just so horrible they shouldn't have the Stargate name.
Emirac 10
I feel your pain. As a child, my religious fanatic of a father decided trolls were evil so we had to get rid of our troll dolls. Harry Potter and anything else containing wizardry was evil, so he banned reading them. Halloween was evil, horror movies and books were off the table, and we couldn't watch the simpsons. Luckily I moved in with my mom at age 7 and could then experience the joys of horror movies, Halloween, Harry Potter, and Sabrina the teenage witch.
sjewel 9
I feel bad for your younger childhood.
_Slenderman_ 16
Supernatural isn't even satanic, it's about them trying to STOP evil and monsters.