Today, after a few weeks of my friends pestering me to spend time with a mutual friend, I realized we had a lot in common. We both love shoes, peanut butter, and it appears that my boyfriend of three years is her boyfriend of four years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé of three years, with whom I share a child, fell in love with my best friend and they’ve been going on dates for the last four months after work. FML
Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years is dating another girl. Not only do she and I share the same hair and eye color, but we also happen to have the same first name. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I found out the real reason why me and my boyfriend of four and a half months have "so much in common". He used to be my stalker, who followed me around in a black hoodie and always posted stuff on my Myspace as an anonymous person. FML
Today, my friend and I told each other about our boyfriends. They're both nice, kind, beautiful, talented, funny, sweet and smart. They also both have the same name. And house. And job. And car. FML
Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
Today, I made a friend on an online chat. We got along fairly well and even traded Facebook accounts. I found out that the two of us had a lot of very surprising things in common. We were the same age, we were from the same school, and we even had the same boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that I'm not my girlfriend's only boyfriend. The other guy sells shoes on Facebook. FML
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Top comments
lilhellian 27
Who say she hasn't?
HowieDoIt 21
Easy answer, tag team and freak the crap out of him.
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LouiseD_fml 10
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Well **** him!
lilhellian 27
Who say she hasn't?
kurodansei 16
okay everbody together now.
countryrose92 23
And now they both have the same ex boyfriend in the same hospital bed with the same injuries! Wow, it's uncanny how alike these girls are.... Fyl
icemand90 17
they must be very close! they share everything
TayonaC 10
and this is when you and his other girlfriend(s) band together to get his ass.
XDsmileyDX_fml 24
You learn new things everyday!
Polynomial 28
Ex boyfriend?
GRgoldfish 19
Im sorry to hear that op. even though you spent so much time with this Guy I'm positive that if you keep looking you will find the right one for you. good luck op :)
HowieDoIt 21
Easy answer, tag team and freak the crap out of him.
hayfayday 15
Or tell him you want a three way with a friend of yours, have her come over, then beat the crap out of him while he's naked.
KLeePrice 11
He doesn't deserve that! What he does deserve is a hard kick to his manhood by both girls so he will never be able to reproduce!
KLeePrice 11
Unless that is what you meant, then I'm sorry for thumbing you down.
NeatNit 33
I think they should just not tell him they know and somehow make him hate them both so much he breaks up with both of them, THEN kick his ass!
KLeePrice 11
You beat me to it #13..
IIFenix 3
Umm....30....do you often talk to yourself?....
Awahso 25
If it were a girl cheating on two guys, would it be okay for both of them to smack her?
Polynomial 28
It's called a double standard, get used to it. And invite him over, and start a conversation with "I'm sorry babe, I've been cheating on you for 2 years now...", his other girlfriend walks in. Then kick his ass.
KLeePrice 11
39, sorry for over-doing it. My first 2 comments, I was replying to #7, as I thought he was implying a 3way. Reread it and realized he may have meant confronting the guy. My 3rd comment, I didn't mean to submit. :/
Jakespeed207 4
Polynomial... shut the **** up! Double standard or not, beating the shit out of someone, even if they're cheating, is only the way to go if you're an immature fucktard who can't act mature and walk away like the better person.
emo_style 2
Yes just yes
CrissyyyS2 22
... What a dick. He must really put on a good show for neither of you to realize you we're being played for that many years.
laurenasabutton 26
This is a really cruel way to find out. Especially because it sounds like your friends all knew what was happening.
oj101 33
You two will sure have a lot in common to talk about.
lincolnick4 19
You two should beat the shit out of him.
Notyours007 9
I'm fairly sure that I seen this same exact post a few months back. . . .