Today, I took my 6 year old son to meet our new neighbours. When we got home he packed his bags and headed for the door. Once he reached the door, I asked where he was going. He replied, "To the neighbours'. They have a bigger television." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my neighbors are moving. As we were saying our goodbyes, their 12-year-old son approached and thanked me for the times I forgot to shut the blinds and he watched me change. FML
Today, I moved into my new house. I went over to my neighbors' house to introduce myself. As they opened the door I saw a telescope pointed at my house. FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year-old son answered the door and when he saw me said, "Oh great, it's YOU!" and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, my son got the last of his furniture delivered and finally moved into his first house. This boy has exactly one chair, a massive armchair pointed at the TV. When I asked him where the hell visitors are supposed to sit, he said that visitors generally won’t be welcome, even me. FML
Today, after waiting to get home to go to the bathroom, my six year old neighbor popped out and literally scared the shit out of me. FML
Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML
Today, while driving my kids to school, my son said, "Why don't you find another place to live, so we can just live with daddy?" Then my daughter added, "Yeah, 'cause we LOVE Daddy." FML
Today, I met my new 7ft tall and heavily muscular neighbor. Before I could say anything, he greeted me in his really deep voice with, "Excuse me, but is this yours?" He was holding my muddy 3-year-old son, who he'd found in his backyard, by his jumpers like a stuffed cat. FML
Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him, he looked up and yelled, "Fuck this shit!" and walked out of the room. My son is nine years-old. FML
Today, I had to go along with my mom to meet some of her old friends from high school. When they asked her about how her life was going, she said she was married, always traveling, no kids, and introduced me as the neighbor's kid she babysits. FML
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fatalkiss 0
He's 6... that is all.
quadder 0
time for a bigger tv
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Comments (84)
fatalkiss 0
He's 6... that is all.
markymark1429 8
he's 6 and he knows how to say television...
LetItRise 0
kids will be kids, better get a bigger tv
Awesome_Guy2468 0
I wonder if he went..........
adamcole20 0
he's fat that's all
soketgo 0
seems easily bought
kofinater 3
reminds me of Calvin and Hobbes
hiphopchick7 1
@1 I agree, and plus the neighbors will send him back anyways
quadder 0
time for a bigger tv
whiteboy7thst 2
Or some Popsicles in the basement..
FMLandurstoo 9
Popsicles are always good.
silver0jay 11
I pictured the old man from Family Guy saying that to the six year old boy. Haha.
FMLandurstoo 9
That's because I am Herbert...
LolaD18 1
Win him over, buy him a robot. Or a girlfriend, you know how they are at that age.
Taurusbaybe 8
They want girlfriends at that age? What has this world come to?! D:
Randuhh_17 4
yeah...I thought this was still the age where boys think girls have cooties... and girls think boys have cooties??.. this kid is skippin some steps...
NYC_Yoshi 3
I had my first crush at 4.
alaskasfml 0
boys start hitting on women, yes women- not little girls their own age, at the innocent age of 3 or 4 at least. not gonna lie, it's creepy.
Deadshot108 0
24-ditto
IbanezSprinter 0
that means dad better get a bigger TV....hahaha that's cute though since he's only 6
fatalkiss 0
No, it's bratty & materialistic for being only 6.
Iskaria 0
Yes it is materialistic - which he probably learnt from his parents in the first place. A whopping YDI :3
Kawboy 1
smart kid!
ronniefitzgerrel 0
nice Tat that's exactly what I want to get on my arm!! I'm jealous.
Sexy_Kisses14 8
Nice abs ;)
txgirl2013 14
get a bigger Tv..problem solved
CryMoreFMLs 15
My friend wanted an animal just like the one in your pic... and she lives in texas... coincidence?
cldean24 4
I want to know what that thing is.
joshijosh 0
its what asians call "dinner."
TheMonica 0
Ahh, kids. So innocent. So honest. So able to be won over with 'things'.
Zeek63 0
like Popsicles and free candy in the nice mans van
FMLandurstoo 9
I'm the man in the van.
Michigan_Girl 0
LOL smart kid!
Blueglasscup 18
I'm guessing the meeting went well? Cheer up OP! At least he didn't embarrass you when you guys went to meet the neighbours and they'll probably find it cute... Hopefully.
mrahhhhh 21
Hey, don't blame him. 1080p looks ******* amazing.
underguarded 20
btw I agree with your bio