Today, my ex-girlfriend, who is obviously still in love with me, is best friends with my mom. Now every time I come home, she is over. She even spent 4 hours helping us decorate our Christmas tree, and now she is telling my little sister about our love life. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML
Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, my mom is coming to pick up the Christmas presents we got for her and her husband. She won’t come inside or come within 6 feet, so she can be healthy when she goes down to the ex-wife’s parents house to hang out. The ex in-laws that hate me. Glad my mom chose them over me. FML
Today, I saw a text from my mom asking, “Are you still with that girl from last year? I miss her.” She was talking about my ex. The girl I’m dating now saw the message before I did. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend was having lunch with my parents. Believing she was in love with me and feeling the same, I dropped by. My parents told me that she’s their friend and that she has a boyfriend that they approve of, all while telling me I was never good enough for her. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
Today, my mom still spends time with my ex because, as she puts it, we might be divorced now but there’s no reason they can’t still be friends. This is the woman who tricked me into raising another man’s baby for three months before I got suspicious and got a paternity test. Screw you mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend just moved in with his mom. They've been in my face knitting and baking bread together. FML
Today, my mother showed up to pick something up from my house. I was sleeping and before I knew it she was in my bedroom, jumping on my bed, saying hi to my ex-girlfriend who she thought was with me. It wasn't my ex, and I doubt that girl will ever want to hang out again after that awkward morning. FML
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Judus_beej 0
did she cut out the pictures in the house of your new girlfriend and replace them with her yet?
xFMILYFEx 0
whoa that ***** crazy....it took you 4 hours to decorate your tree
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Comments (85)
spanelli 16
Don't be so full of yourself. She's probably just trying to torture you...
Zmeilerr 22
She's coming over to your house just to see your mom? I find that a bit creepy. Just tell her how you feel.
ThreeSheetsGone 12
Quit crying. There are two ways to go about this.1) Get her alone, whip out your dick, and give her a nice mushroom stamp. 2) Confess that you love her, get married, and live unhappily ever after.
xstupidxhoneyx 0
i am in the same exact situation :/
Michigan_Girl 0
Wow...FYL, that sucks! Maybe you could try explaining to your mom that it makes you uncomfortable when your ex hangs out at the house.
SixteenAndSOL 0
RUN.
4ugu4 7
LOL
fearfulsymmetry 1
OP, tell your mom that having your ex-girlfriend around all the time makes you uncomfortable. She's your mom, she'll understand and quit inviting her over. But seriously, telling your little sister about your intimate life together? That ******* sucks. And it's also really creepy and inappropriate.
whoopyouupsideyo 0
awkwardddd!
Buddy360 0
Sounds like you've got some what of a stalker on your hands. Not really a stalker, but you what I mean.
lexi365 20
hey atleast she cares lol!