Today, my ex-girlfriend, who is obviously still in love with me, is best friends with my mom. Now every time I come home, she is over. She even spent 4 hours helping us decorate our Christmas tree, and now she is telling my little sister about our love life. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML
Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, my mom is coming to pick up the Christmas presents we got for her and her husband. She won’t come inside or come within 6 feet, so she can be healthy when she goes down to the ex-wife’s parents house to hang out. The ex in-laws that hate me. Glad my mom chose them over me. FML
Today, I saw a text from my mom asking, “Are you still with that girl from last year? I miss her.” She was talking about my ex. The girl I’m dating now saw the message before I did. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend was having lunch with my parents. Believing she was in love with me and feeling the same, I dropped by. My parents told me that she’s their friend and that she has a boyfriend that they approve of, all while telling me I was never good enough for her. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
Today, my mom still spends time with my ex because, as she puts it, we might be divorced now but there’s no reason they can’t still be friends. This is the woman who tricked me into raising another man’s baby for three months before I got suspicious and got a paternity test. Screw you mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend just moved in with his mom. They've been in my face knitting and baking bread together. FML
Today, my mother showed up to pick something up from my house. I was sleeping and before I knew it she was in my bedroom, jumping on my bed, saying hi to my ex-girlfriend who she thought was with me. It wasn't my ex, and I doubt that girl will ever want to hang out again after that awkward morning. FML
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Top comments
Judus_beej 0
did she cut out the pictures in the house of your new girlfriend and replace them with her yet?
xFMILYFEx 0
whoa that ***** crazy....it took you 4 hours to decorate your tree
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Comments (85)
yomama97 5
sounds like that 70's show !
SaintJimmy21 19
erm... is she Lola from Looney Tunes? oO
The_9th_Doctor 18
lay down the law. tell her it's over, even if you have to make her cry. man up.
Kamon97 23
If she loves you why dump her? YDI
GLaDOS8899 14
Because she might be a psycho b*tch who gets jealous whenever she sees OP with another girl, or maybe OP just didn't love her anymore.
worldclassrager 41
Is she worthy of another chance? If so it won't be too much of a bother...
aidz1994 16
Did the OP state the assumption of his ex still loving him was based on the content(or anything related to the content) of this FML? I don't believe he did, so quit with the 'cocky' crap.
soulreaper12296 28
I feel like that's a pretty good deal because it means she truly loves you.
lifeisstrange84 8
a good question is why is she your ex?
ferbi 13
a girl at work is best friends with herexes mom and got upset when told it was weird and inappropriate to be spending more time with his mom than he is
Bigdawg42 8
It's too late for me to give advice, but it seem like you should be friends